When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009
When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.
"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."
by JacknRochNY July 27, 2007
When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.
My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.
by JacknRochNY September 07, 2007
When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!
Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009
When you have to ask, multiple times, if the reason your toddler boy is holding his penis is if he has to pee. After he continues to hold it for prolonged periods of time ones demeanor turns aggressive.
Daddy: "Hey buddy do you have to go pee?"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"
by JacknRochNY August 28, 2007
Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY October 27, 2007
A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.
Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"
by JacknRochNY September 17, 2007