JacknRochNY's definitions

PO'd

When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!

Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009

drubble

When a man cums during a blowjob and the woman cannot swallow it all and it "dribbles" down the side of her mouth.

Steve: "Kat gave me a great blowjob and I came inside her mouth, but she couldn't swallow the whole load."
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"

by JacknRochNY April 21, 2009

nubrub

When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.

While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump

by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.

"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

kidkin

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY August 3, 2007