JacknRochNY's definitions

drubble

When a man cums during a blowjob and the woman cannot swallow it all and it "dribbles" down the side of her mouth.

Steve: "Kat gave me a great blowjob and I came inside her mouth, but she couldn't swallow the whole load."
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"

by JacknRochNY April 21, 2009

prophylaxtic

A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.

Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"

by JacknRochNY October 1, 2007

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007

holdinscoldin

When you have to ask, multiple times, if the reason your toddler boy is holding his penis is if he has to pee. After he continues to hold it for prolonged periods of time ones demeanor turns aggressive.

Daddy: "Hey buddy do you have to go pee?"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

gutterball

Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.

I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.

by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007

kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007