JacknRochNY's definitions

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

gutterball

Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.

I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.

by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007

menapplause

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.

When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.

by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007

katwomando

The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or want to be with that! Then it is discovered she is a lesbian...can't get enough pussy...hates penises!

Opposite of katmando.

Daryl: "Nicole is such a slut, she's been with every guy in the office."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."

by JacknRochNY January 15, 2009

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

nubrub

When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.

While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump

by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009