JacknRochNY's definitions

PO'd

When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!

Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009

holdinscoldin

When you have to ask, multiple times, if the reason your toddler boy is holding his penis is if he has to pee. After he continues to hold it for prolonged periods of time ones demeanor turns aggressive.

Daddy: "Hey buddy do you have to go pee?"
Kid: "Nope, I am fine...."(goes off to play)
**10 minutes later...still clutching his pee-pee**
Daddy: "Dude, if you have to go pee, let's go now before the food comes...I don't wanna have to give you a holdinscoldin in front of the entire restaurant"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

nubrub

When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.

While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump

by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

gutterball

Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.

I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.

by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.

"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

katwomando

The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or want to be with that! Then it is discovered she is a lesbian...can't get enough pussy...hates penises!

Opposite of katmando.

Daryl: "Nicole is such a slut, she's been with every guy in the office."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."

by JacknRochNY January 15, 2009