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When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.
Also see stumpbump
Also see stumpbump
by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009
Get the nubrub mug.When a man cums during a blowjob and the woman cannot swallow it all and it "dribbles" down the side of her mouth.
Steve: "Kat gave me a great blowjob and I came inside her mouth, but she couldn't swallow the whole load."
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"
by JacknRochNY April 21, 2009
Get the drubble mug.When a woman is upset by a new found sensation during sex where one is conflicted by the feeling of having to "P"ee OR the possibility of the best "O"rgasm ever!!
Jenny: "Mike and I had sex last night and I was so freaking PO'd!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Natalie: "Why, what did he do that pissed you off?"
Jenny: "Oh, he didn't do anything, but it started to feel very strange, like I had to pee, but also very good, like I was going to explode."
Natalie: "Oh, THAT!! :) Just give into it and hold on for the ride of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JacknRochNY April 18, 2009
Get the PO'd mug.Using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald ass head to make it look like you have some hair.
Rupert: "Dude, how did the Hair Club for Men appointment go?"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
by JacknRochNY April 9, 2009
Get the Brazilian Wig mug.When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009
Get the Mike Rowe mug.The description of a woman whom everyone thinks has an insatiable appetite for men. All the men in the office say they have been or want to be with that! Then it is discovered she is a lesbian...can't get enough pussy...hates penises!
Opposite of katmando.
Opposite of katmando.
Daryl: "Nicole is such a slut, she's been with every guy in the office."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."
Mike: "Yeah, I've been hittin' that for months."
Todd: "Nice try guys...she's katwomando, I don't think she's ever even seen a penis."
by JacknRochNY January 15, 2009
Get the katwomando mug.The description of a woman whose sexual orientation is not entirely known (most likely lesbian) and then it is discovered she likes men...alot!...can't get enough penis...Ohhhh myyyyyy!
Matt: "Dude, so what do you think, is Katherine a lesbian or not?"
Jack: "No way dude, she's katmando."
Matt: "How the hell do you know?"
Jack: "I've been hittin' that sweetness for the last 3 months! She even let me give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Jack: "No way dude, she's katmando."
Matt: "How the hell do you know?"
Jack: "I've been hittin' that sweetness for the last 3 months! She even let me give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
by JacknRochNY January 14, 2009
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