4 definitions by JabbaTheGut
A strong yet down-to-earth woman. She can crack a few jokes here and there; but she will always hold her ground. Raiyans are known for their mature and exotic beauty; most of them have dark hair that will glisten in the moonlight and shine in the day. It's always good to have a Raiyan by your side; she'll always have your back and someday, after being friend-zoned for nearly 8 years, you'll both fall in love and she'll reciprocate it. You will have about 3 children with her; before she divorces you in a heated custody case because of your crippling alcoholism and that fact that she's a world-famous attorney. As you lay your head on the bar table and stare at your fourth drink, you remember her glistening hair and big beautiful eyes. Oh Raiyan.... (Too bad she don't love u no more.)
Annie: Ugh, that girl is sooo meticulous and well-mannered. I'm jealous, is all.
Ol' Jimmy Bucketson: Well, of course you are, dumb-dumb, that's a Raiyan and they don't make 'em that pretty these days...it's all about cutting corners and production...what happened to quality over quantity dammit?!
Ol' Jimmy Bucketson: Well, of course you are, dumb-dumb, that's a Raiyan and they don't make 'em that pretty these days...it's all about cutting corners and production...what happened to quality over quantity dammit?!
by JabbaTheGut January 25, 2016
The middle aged bristles of pubic hair on the Wiggler's median lobe of the aedeagus. Often unkempt and curly, sprinkled with the nectar of his flower.
by JabbaTheGut February 27, 2022
A hot and awesome person. Dee is the type of person you can always be down with, and she'll always listen. On top of that, she's got some smooth ass vocal chords that will tickle your fancy. And she can kick your ass at Rugby so don't even trip dawg. Overall, if you've got yourself a D'Angeliena, you're set fo life, son!
"gee, I sure have a lot of emotional turmoil"
"Don't worry dude, there's a D'Angeliena right over yonder! Your problems will all be solved."
"Don't worry dude, there's a D'Angeliena right over yonder! Your problems will all be solved."
by JabbaTheGut December 13, 2017
First thing's first: how's the altitude up there? Yeah, we get it Sabreina. You're tall. Taller than me. Goddammit, no need to rub it in. :(
"That sabreina is exactly 5.6 batools taller than I"
"That many, eh? Wow. You must play basketball."
"That many, eh? Wow. You must play basketball."
by JabbaTheGut December 13, 2017