JT's definitions

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

drop dat ass

Verb. To lower the ride height of a vehicle by the means of a air bag or hydraulic suspension.

Shit, can you drop dat ass in dat ride?

by jt November 21, 2002

Flickster

Looking for some help on this one.

He's a bit of a flickster.

by JT October 15, 2004

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

system

High powered, premium stereo system in a car, truck or van, capable of large amounts of bass and treble.

With that system I can hear you a block away.

by jt November 21, 2002

mandatation

A suggested invite to be followed on a whim.

The meeting will be by mandatation only.

by JT June 30, 2004

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005