JT's definitions

Bilvery

Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.

These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)

by JT April 14, 2006

reelkiddymov

Kiddy porn. Originated on P2P software to hide the true nature of the media. : p See also: r@ygold, pthc, qwerty.

Jim didn't know what a 'reelkiddymov' was, so he made the huge mistake of downloading one. After the psychological damage was done, Jim crawled out from under the desk and wiped the bloody tears and vomit from his clothes, and from that day on felt a feeling of nausea whenever he used a P2P program.

by JT March 23, 2005

emo

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

Emo conversation!

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

by JT November 16, 2006

zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

by JT September 8, 2004

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 8, 2004

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003

McDonalds

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

by jt July 13, 2003