JT's definitions

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003

McDonalds

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

by jt July 13, 2003

Ricer

A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See rice boy.

A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.

by jt November 21, 2002

seui jai

bad boy in chinese

seui jai 4 life

by JT November 21, 2003

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 8, 2004

Cum

A wonderful warm sticky substance that comes out of a dudes dick.

When I was sucking my boyfriends cock his cum got in my mouth.

by JT September 26, 2003

Bilvery

Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.

These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)

by JT April 14, 2006