JT's definitions

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

emo

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

Emo conversation!

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

by JT November 16, 2006

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 8, 2004

BGD

The group started by David Barksdale, and Larry Hoover in an attempt to deter violence in Chicago's gang laden south side. Formed in the late 60's early 70's to combat the territorial struggles between Black Gangster Disciples, and the Vice Lord sets occupying the area. Colors associated with the organization are blue and black; crossing pitchforks and the six point star are associated symbolys. 6^

"If it was'nt for BGD, the vice lords would hava ran through Chicago"

by jt September 5, 2004

fromunda

aka dick cheese usually found on a uncirc. penis

would you like some fromunda cheese? someone will ask what's that. answer is the cheese from under my dick.

by jt April 6, 2004

sassafrasquatch

A rapist Bigfoot. Probably watched 'reelkiddymovs' as a teen.

"That's way too much sass cum!"

by JT December 26, 2004

CB Radio

What lamers played with before the internet was widely available

Breaker breaker, here's the rubber duck, you got your ears on c'mon? Kshhhht.

by jt July 14, 2003