7 definitions by JBearParsons

Suburp

Sucking burp

After Jamie sucked David's cock she loudly suburped.

by JBearParsons December 8, 2021

Attitudy

When a person texts or talks with attitude.

Was my last text attitudy?

by JBearParsons January 7, 2022

darcypushover

When a person waits until someone's hands are filled up then pushes the person's hard to the ground so their fall is much faster and harder than a regular fall. Also cannot use your hands to stop the fall

Dave saw Jamie leaving so he gave her a Darcypushover to help her out.

by JBearParsons July 17, 2022

Darcypushover

When a man waits for a girl to pick up her purse to leave then when her hands are full pushes the girl so hard it slams the girls head and spine into the floor at a much faster rate than a fall.

Did you she the neighbor give his wife a darcypushover earlier when she was carrying those boxes?

by JBearParsons July 16, 2022

SCRUMMY

Something both scrumptious and yummy

Wasnt that dinmer last night scrummy.

by JBearParsons October 25, 2020

Clairemont hoopride

A formal form of neighborhood punishment.

This guy came to my neighborhood and started a problem so I offered him a Clairemont hoopride

by JBearParsons July 17, 2022

Davehole

A guy who is such an asshole that they changed the word to reflect his comeuppance title.

Wow that girl is really being a Davehole to her man and still has her hand out.

by JBearParsons September 7, 2022