Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Yandex

A Russian search engine. Serves other places, too. The results are useful. If you can read them.

A: What search engine should I use today?
B: Yandex.
A: Bruh.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Brainbroke

Adj. - Used to describe an idea, concept, or object in which when being looked upon or described, it sounds extremely messed up and should not exist based on standard moral parameters.

Note: This term is used to denote anything dirty, sexual-looking, or just plain weird, not psychotic expressionism

Synonyms: brainf***, mindf***

Dad: Hey there, son. Whatcha doin'?
Son: *Looking*
Dad: That's brainbroke, son

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023