Iwantfrineds's definitions

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

Brainbroke

Adj. - Used to describe an idea, concept, or object in which when being looked upon or described, it sounds extremely messed up and should not exist based on standard moral parameters.

Note: This term is used to denote anything dirty, sexual-looking, or just plain weird, not psychotic expressionism

Synonyms: brainf***, mindf***

Dad: Hey there, son. Whatcha doin'?
Son: *Looking*
Dad: That's brainbroke, son

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Silence

A game where nobody talks

Silence!!!

by Iwantfrineds May 27, 2019

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023