Iwantfrineds's definitions

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Hallettrome

Noun - A letter of any alphabet that is symmetrical when cut in any direction, be it lengthwise or other.

Uppercase A is a hallettrome when split from the top. Lowercase X is one as well, but this time both length- and width-wise

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

Spulletate

Verb - To spit at one with such force that it gives the victim physical pain, almost as if they've been shot. This verb is typically used with animals, humans and any other living thing that can express pain.

"John used to spulletate on my forehead. It hurt a lot."

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023