2 definitions by Ivy Oh

wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

pontoonite

Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.

Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003