ImperialFleet1's definitions

FAGATY

FAGATY 1 . adjective: unrestricted faux over-sensitivity; overbearing; manipulative; indifferent. Purposefully Machiavellian and Orwellian in nature.

2. acronym:
Facebook
Apple
Google
Amazon
Twitter
Youtube

When big tech companies censor someone or some organization for stating a fact or opinion they disagree with, they are acting super FAGATY.

by ImperialFleet1 January 21, 2021

hypermemiac

1) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes they may momentarily forget they've already seen a certain meme and post it again before realizing the mistake.

2) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes it defies understanding; how does this person possibly have enough time to do anything, even basic life tasks in a day like sleeping or bathing.

1) Kevin sent me about 20 memes in an hour, and 2 of them were the same. He's either a hypermemiac or that dude has dementia!

2) **insert name here** posts a new meme, on average, every 3 minutes around the clock, seven days a week. Only a hypermemiac + adderall could keep such a crushing pace!

by ImperialFleet1 March 24, 2020

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

orange god

Donald J. Trump. 45th President of the United States. Dubbed as such for his glaringly obvious spray tan that gives him an orange hue with the right lighting.

Did you see the orange god's speech last night? He was nearly glowing on the stage!

by ImperialFleet1 January 11, 2017

Forever yeet

adjective, noun

1. The reckless, high-velocity act of launching yourself out of life’s chaos, sometimes literally, like unbuckling your seatbelt and flooring it into a wall, or tying a rope to a sturdy ceiling fan and stepping off. Mainstreamed by MandatoryFunDay on YouTube, it’s the urge to yeet yourself forever into the void, but also the choice to swerve away from it with +10 agility.

2. A darkly ironic state of mind where you flirt with self-destruction but flex your mental grip to keep running past it. It’s about outpacing the impulse to crash out for good.

#MandatoryFunDay #YeetLife #MentalAgility #DarkHumor #SelfDodge #CeilingFanVibes #SeatbeltOff

Example 1: "Staring at the ceiling fan, I felt the forever yeet calling—but I grabbed my hoodie and dodged that vibe instead."

Example 2: "He’s forever yeet material—unbuckled and speeding—but he’s still here, laughing it off."

by ImperialFleet1 March 17, 2025

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015