Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Immodest

Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

by Immodest December 20, 2009

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Ronald McDonald

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.

To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".

by Immodest April 30, 2006

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12 year old boy butt

12 year old boy butt,:n. the ass of a petite woman, lacking breeders hips.

Asian chics are hot!
Most of them have 12 year old boy butts!

by Immodest April 30, 2006

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mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025

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hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

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