Ike's definitions

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

slag

Excess flux from a weld, usu. projecting in such a manner as to impede fit. Removed by grinding, filing, or the use of a slag hammer.

That guy shouldn't have access to an arc welder! He has an inch of slag for every damned joint!

by Ike January 26, 2005

carriage bolt

(noun, USA/SAE Standard) A bolt having a round head with a square, ribbed, or fluted boss underneath it. The function of the boss being to bite into timber to prevent the bolt turning while the nut is being tightened.

This term is often, and wrongly, considered interchangeable with "coach bolt", which is UK/Australian slang for a lag bolt. This may seem a trivial inconsistency to the layman, but is a mixup which has cost innumerable companies lots of money and confused a huge number of people.
One may perform a quick test to determine whether an item is a carriage bolt or lag bolt/lag screw: Is it driven (tightened) by its head or can only nuts be driven up it? If the former, it's a carriage bolt, if the latter, it's <i>probably</i> a lag bolt.

Origin: Old French <i>cariage</i>, from <i>carier</i> &#8216;carry&#8217;; bolt (unchanged), Old English. There is no reliable information as to whether the carriage bolt got its descriptor through the manufacture of carriages/coaches or whether 'carriage' refers to the fact that such a bolt is a load-bearing item.

Goddamn, I hate these translated instruction manuals. This thing just tried to tell me to use a screwdriver to tighten a carriage bolt!

by Ike January 26, 2005

Jizz Fest

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.

Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed

by Ike February 16, 2005

Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

by Ike February 16, 2005

Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.

Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.

by Ike February 16, 2005

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005