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Gurt

A new slang term that has relatively no meaning, but is based off the meme that goes “yogurt! Gurt:hi” because it sounds like you’re saying yo (greeting) to gurt. It’s mainly nonsense referencing a meme, basically.

Yogurt!
Gurt:Hi
(It sounds like you’re saying “yo, gurt!” with Yo being a greeting, as I explained in the definition)

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 August 7, 2025

Z

The last letter of the Roman alphabet, pronounced as zē or zed depending on the continent you live on. It is arguably the least used letter in the Roman alphabet, with other options being x or q. It is next to y in alphabetical order and is next to x on the QWERTY keyboard.

Z is a letter of the Roman alphabet.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.

1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023

LGBTQIAP+

The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.

Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you?
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023

Erotica/Sex Story

Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.

Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

Here comes the airplane

Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.

Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 20, 2023