3 definitions by I Totally Like Reading
What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).
Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!
Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!
Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!
Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
by I Totally Like Reading December 3, 2016
A 1964 Cadillac Hearse is one of the very many genders there are out there. Now don't get this one mixed up with the 1966 Cadillac Hearse or you may be in trouble.
Andrew: Hey, bro, isn't Megan so hot?
Charlie: Yeah, she's-
Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?
Charlie: Yeah-
Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
Charlie: Yeah, she's-
Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?
Charlie: Yeah-
Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
by I Totally Like Reading December 3, 2016
The terrible amalgamated syntax used when expressing someone (particularly a female) who goes for a lot of guys and is ugly, yet somehow gets away with it.
Jenny: OMG! Kaitlyn is dating Conner.
Alex: Isn't this like her third boyfriend?
Jenny: Yeah! She's such a slutbitchfuckwhorebutterface!
Alex: Isn't this like her third boyfriend?
Jenny: Yeah! She's such a slutbitchfuckwhorebutterface!
by I Totally Like Reading December 3, 2016