Hym Iam's definitions

Theoretical Billionaire

Literally me...

Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Guessing

Hey, the 200 guys said it was Euclidean geometry and something else.

Hym "So it isn't 'guessing' right? Remember? Euclidean reasoning? No? Still not a thing?"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Chicken

It isn't a game.

Hym "It isn't a game of chicken, Russell the credibility accused rapist. And if you have to lie this much to keep people from being better than the fat-cocks and the breeders and the retards maybe they just aren't. You are wasting MY life because you cannot accept that YOURS is a WASTE that amounts to NOTHING. People have died from what you are doing me and you want me to have to die with them because you were too stupid to do the right thing."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

Conflict

I would destroy you... And not in a sexual way, like, on any topic.

Hym "I do enjoy some conflict. You know my terms. Or, you should- I mean, I'm pretty explicit about everything. And you could save a child's life!"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Undeserved

If people have undeserved things and you accept that as an inevitably; why, then, would you try to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) from acquiring something I don't deserve?

Hym "You know, I think some of the contempt that is levied at me is undeserved... I am great and should be lauded for my dialogical screenwriting prowess."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2022

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Mysterious Orbs

Oho! Hollow purple.

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025