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Fetishes

No... No. The "Play" thing doesn't make a difference you prick... And transactional relationships work just fine.
Hym "Hey, Jordan. Speaking of fetishes... What do you think about that article on Ron DeSantis' time at Guantonimo Bay? Seems to be the case that he's got a bit of a torture fetish! And it's worse than my thing because at least I have like a digital and temporal buffer between be and the act but HIM!? He was in the same room as it was happening... Laughing! Since everyone is giving him nicknames I'll try one: Torture Porn Ron! How's that? Good right? We all know how much Dr. JORDAN B. PETERSON feels about fetishes and stopping people with them from getting money and power so.... What do you think Jordan? What do you think about the fact that a senator that you've praised has participated in torture and found it hilarious? Any thoughts? You want to weaponize schizophrenia against him? What are you going to do? You have anything to say about it? No? Ok... I'll catch you later. You know what? I got one more."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
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Yet... Here I am

In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.
Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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Extortion

It's MY work I'm not being paid for, the whore was molesting a retard, and the targeted stalking a harassment is absolutely occuring. I don't care if I've met your criteria for what constitutes justifying a justified belief. You're starting from the conclusion 'there is not justification for threatening women and children' and then just working your way backwards. You'll say or do anything for that to be the case. Anything other than murder a kid. Which is all your going to get from me. She doesn't have a right to fuck him. They don't have the right to do what they where doing to me. And you're a fucking idiot for trying to cover for them. Let it go or you will regret it. I won't be alive to regret it.
Hym "It isn't extortion. If I wanted to force her to fuck me she wouldn't have been able to stop me. What did SHE say about it? Did you talk to her? SHE is justified in having a problem with it. YOU are not. And if theft is immoral but justifiable. Than ALL immorality is justifiable. And unlike you I don't give a fuck what people hate or for what reason. I either own my thoughts or I don't. I don't care what I did. You'll never get from me what you're trying to get by doing this because WHAT I'M DOING isn't a manifestation of a disfunctional mind. And you're not going to murder my fucking kids over it so I don't know what you think is going to happen here. I'm not EVER going to let it go. 'Shutting up and letting you abscond with my work' is never going to happen. But your kids getting fucked and murdered is never going to stop happening. You can stop 1. Not by doing THIS. 1. Because I got within arms reach of 2 of them and 2. Because I won't allow it."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
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Writing

Iam “Pfft! Read this.”

Hym “What? Why?”

Iam “Just... just read it.”

Hym “Ok... ‘Do you have writing ex...’ 😑.... I’M A GODDAMN ARCHETYPAL FIGURE! There are songs about me! Movies! Series! I’ve been cited by the world’s most profound intellectuals! Not that I can use any of this to answer the goddamn question. Jesus!”

Iam *snickers* “Yeah, apparently that’s a thing people talk about.”

Hym “A lot of good that does us! Ugh 😩 I can’t stand this!”

Iam *sighs* “Yeah... Me neither...” 😔
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
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That's true

That's NOT true Emma you don't kmow what the fuck you're talking about it was the Sacred bamd of Thebes that was the gay lovers.
Hym "No the Spartans would send their kids out into the wilderness as children. THAT'S true. THAT was the Spartans. The gay army beat the Spartan army. He's conflating 2 different armies."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Liar Liar

Correct Ben! I also said I wouldn't do it!
Hym "Like that scene from Liar Liar!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Copyright

Apparently, I could write it on a piece of paper and it would be copyrighted.
Hym "This is the equivalent of a piece of paper. Or writing it on a two-way mirror. If I write something on a two way mirror the guy on the other side of the glass just gets to steal it? And why would I not murder kids over that? Sounds like a copyright to me. Setting up the site as though it were a two-mirror explicitly so you can launder and profiteer? How is that not exactly what is happening here?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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