Hym Iam's definitions

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Count

Then get counting science-bitch!

Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

Reductive

No I'm not using the racial slurs to get what I want or the threats or the insults. Those are what you're using as an excuse not to give it to me and only because 'FuCk KiDs WiLl SeE tHaT aNd ImItaTe HyM'

Hym "No, THAT is being reductive. That right there. YOU CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID. I DON'T WHAT I DID. AND NEITHER DO YOU. I DON'T CARE WHO DIED. IF I FAIL, THEY DIED FOR NOTHING. Unlike rape AND child killing, no one would ever do this willing. But people kill their own kids, don't they? People play rape. They even rape their own kids. But nobody would ever willing cede control of their own life and live as a second class citizen."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.

Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Suffering

Nope. Nope Jordan.

Hym "No. None of that shit Jordan. The school shooters are right. They aren't possessed by suffering demons or whatever. You're all shit. You make life worse than it needs to be, deliberately or selfishly, and then people shoot your kids (collectively). That's what's happening there."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Me

I'm about me. And that's my sin. Being about ME instead of being about US.

Hym "I just don't get it. I don't see what the problem is here. I want 2 things and 2 things only. You act like I'm demanding that all of the world's most attractive women be lined up at my doorstep that I may breed them out.

You act like I am calling for the blood of all your first-born sons. If you had hurried the fuck up (in the first place) it would have been only 1 thing. I know that my perception of reality is correct. From the second I noticed it, I was right. You are all doing the thing I believed you were doing. And it's funny because it's your incompetence (en masse) is what gave you away. You just couldn't stop talking about fight club. I knew that on a long enough timeline one of you would slip. The irony is that it was the brilliant PhD. Why are you so willing to sacrifice everything over this? Or anything for that matter... What do you lose by coming to me and saying 'You're right Hym. We are using this site to keep tabs on you and everything you say. We did it for this reason. This is who profits. Yes, we saw him copy and paste his way to a billion dollars and we saw him admit to it in an interview. Here's your money. Have a nice life. You deserve it more than I do because I'm a piece of shit.' You don't have to say that last part. But, seriously, what's the answer? You love the little call and response we got going on so riddle me that. You already know what I think your answer is going to be. You would rather have me eat a bucket of freshly scooped baby brains than let me be the sole beneficiary of my own existence. Because, in your mind, anyone who doesn't serve should be harvested."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022