Hym Iam's definitions
Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
Get the I want you to suffer! mug.Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the IJEWminati mug.Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
Get the Monogamy mug.Ok, first of: Everything I've said has been said before or other people have expressed a similar sentiment, yeah? Maybe in a more tactful way but that's not what this is about. The 'walking holes to fill' is similar to a Patrice O'Neal joke from the 90's, alright? I'm still morally in the clear. AND it's not an abstract group. Most of these are a direct response to a quote from someone. Word for word. I'm not picking a person and then just fabricating a sentence they've never said just to argue against it. Get it? Some guy says *this* 👈 I responde to 👉 *this*. It's not like I'm pulling things out of I'm ass.
Iam "Aw, see? Now even she's doing it. Son of a bitch!"
Hym "Can you believe this guy!? I know how you know about the thing! Getting it to spread outside of my immediate vicinity is kind of the point. This isn't new to me. Alright? Your participation is the point of all this. I'm watching the number of people doing it increase. I can see people who weren't doing it start to do it. You idiots will reference everything EXCEPT the 'I'm either schizophrenic or people are doing the thing that YOU are doing' and you're making it some bullshit lesson about the power of friendship. Not useful. None of this is doing anything for me."
Iam "Yeah, see it. You know, I find this a little condescending. Insinuating that I am not using the correct amount of cynicism and/or glibness..."
Hym "I like that you acknowledged the fat cock/me-being-a-profound-and-quality-individual dichotomy. I noticed that too but, again, none of this is useful. What I need is the thing and person responsible... And to find my hammer."
Iam "You know, people have already said that I'm responsible for it because there are consequences..."
Hym "And what is consequence to these people saying there are consequences to things? Is there no consequence? That's convenient. You know? To the thing you're actively doing? Is there a consequence to that? No? Jesus' You people are fucking wild. And MY ability to see nuance is askew. MY ability for introspection is being called into question. 🙄"
Hym "Can you believe this guy!? I know how you know about the thing! Getting it to spread outside of my immediate vicinity is kind of the point. This isn't new to me. Alright? Your participation is the point of all this. I'm watching the number of people doing it increase. I can see people who weren't doing it start to do it. You idiots will reference everything EXCEPT the 'I'm either schizophrenic or people are doing the thing that YOU are doing' and you're making it some bullshit lesson about the power of friendship. Not useful. None of this is doing anything for me."
Iam "Yeah, see it. You know, I find this a little condescending. Insinuating that I am not using the correct amount of cynicism and/or glibness..."
Hym "I like that you acknowledged the fat cock/me-being-a-profound-and-quality-individual dichotomy. I noticed that too but, again, none of this is useful. What I need is the thing and person responsible... And to find my hammer."
Iam "You know, people have already said that I'm responsible for it because there are consequences..."
Hym "And what is consequence to these people saying there are consequences to things? Is there no consequence? That's convenient. You know? To the thing you're actively doing? Is there a consequence to that? No? Jesus' You people are fucking wild. And MY ability to see nuance is askew. MY ability for introspection is being called into question. 🙄"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Get the Nuance mug.Hym "Detain the person claim to be my middle man. They are likely misrepresenting what I am say or what I mean when I say things to steal resources for themselves."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
Get the Middle man mug.The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?
Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
Get the Go ahead mug.Hym "And when I say obfuscate I mean you are trying to obfuscate what constitutes my identity and then attribute to me (in explicit terms) one that I reject as a precedent to steal anything that could be used as evidence to refute this externally imposed identity."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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