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Will you hurry the fuck up and give me my credentials already? Because somebody almost (or still could) died because people who think that they are more capable than me are making decisions in my absence. The fact that you aren't willing to give me credit
is hurting more people than it's helping. So hurry the fuck up. I'm seriously losing my temper here. The people around me think I'm not qualified to make decisions and it might have cost a life . This needs to stop. You need to quit fucking around. Expediency us only a problem for people who are literally retarded in comparison to me. If I could whip out the fact that I have whatever credentials I could have saved a life tonight.
Hym "And not a hypothetical life; an actual one. Hurry the fuck up. This really isn't funny any more. Decide whether or not you care and then make a decision and hurry the fuck up. The problem I have with you is the same problem I have with everyone else. You're slow. Hurry the fuck up. This is so fucking boring. It's your turn. Hurry the fuck up. This is fucking ridiculous. Give me my PhD. And that's not an abstraction. I don't need your vague bullshit story about helping people. I ACTUALLY help people. One at a time. At an individual level. Hurry the fuck up."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
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Transparency

Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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Frustration

This very much is a mirror of what is going on around me.
Hym "What the people around me doing seem to understand is this (the manner in which they are speaking to me) is being used as a way to vent their frustration with me and inform my behavior. What THEY would say to ME is that 'You can't control other people's behavior but you can't control YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR.' So, why are you trying? I'm 'other people' in this scenario. Everyone wants to be the advisor but no one wants to take their own advice."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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A just cause

Doing and saying whatever you feel like doing and saying, regardless of (both) the effect it has on the people around you, and regardless of whether or not what you're saying is consistent with truth or doing is consistent with virtue.
Hym "The 'Don't say gay' bill does the exact same thing as bill C-16. If you're a gay teacher... And a kid asks you about your relationship... You are COMPELLED BY LAW... To deflect and redirect them to the parents... So the parents can lie to their kids about relationships. It FORCES (Jordan) you to say words you otherwise wouldn't say. It's literally the exact same bill. And the claim is that kids being made vaguely aware of the existence of gay people with somehow harm them. And when people tell you that your kids are going to find out anyway and it isn't incumbent on the rest of us to live to coddle your kids, you construct a narrative adjacent to the actual topic and then live in delusion while shouting 'Lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until the bad-man goes away. That's your 'Standing for a just cause.' "
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Right

No you were not. Now THEY are doing what YOU were doing.
Hym "What the right is doing now is the political equivalent to 'killing a killer leaves the number of killers in the world the same.' It isn't YOU being right all along.... It's ME being right all along and YOU blowing more smoke up your own ass. I am the righteous one. I alone stand at the pinnacle of all races

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The thing they are doing is the bullshit. I TOLD YOU IT WAS HAPPENING WHEN THE 'DON'T SAT GAY BILL' CAME OUT. I said it was EXACTLY THE SAME as Bill C16 but in reverse. Correct-all-Along-Man! That's my new superhero name: Correct-all-Along-Man!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2025
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Accountability Culture

No. You're a piece of shit for that. It's just Cancel Culture by a different name except "I agree that he should get fired for that."
Hym "We don't have an accountability culture because the people stalking harassing and stealing my shit are not being held accountable. You liberals always need to carve yourself out a caveat do you?

✌️✊️✌️Accountability✌️✊️✌️ culture

✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ There is no legal basis for any of these and you (the collective you) do actively try to enforce these thing even at jobs that you yourself don't job. Being given an ultimatum is not resigning. And trying to CONFLATE those two things makes you a lying piece of shit. Still, you're using schrodinger's ultimatum and hate speech as post hoc justification for what you're (the collective you) doing to me. And THAT is entirely aesthetic and serves no purpose other than to hide that fact that you are corrupt breeder filth that wants to use your filthy retarded mongrel children both as justification to control other people and to take the law into your own hands. Hate Speech is just as real as God. It's an opinion that you have. But if the people doing this... The intellectual property theft. The stalking. The recording. The harassment. All of it. I will hold the rest of you accountable in THE ONLY WAY I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER TO DO SO. That is all this is. Breeder corruption and my rights being violated to coerce me into subservience and harvest as much from me as possible. Your kids are shit. The may be innocent but you are not."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2023
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