Hym Iam's definitions
Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Get the Masculine women mug.Iam "That was a nice thing to do. I appreciate you saying that. It's funny, I don't generally watch your channel. The fact that you made that request shortly before I saw the episode and after I randomly decided to check out your channel AND skip to THAT EXACT PART is an eerie coincidence, no? I'm like Mr. Bean over here. I just walk in a perfectly straight line and reality unfolds before me. Heh..."
Hym "Word. It's like we have real life plot-armor! We've still never experienced 'consequences.' People keep talking about them but I'm starting to believe that 'consequences' are just a myth promulgated by parents to trick kids into behaving properly. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Word. It's like we have real life plot-armor! We've still never experienced 'consequences.' People keep talking about them but I'm starting to believe that 'consequences' are just a myth promulgated by parents to trick kids into behaving properly. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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Hym "Yeah, uh... No idea. I mean, my projection was 15 years... So... I don't know what to tell you. I told you I didn't have to let you steal it. I don't know what you thought that meant when I said it but, you know, this is that... Sooooo.... Do you want to go heaven now so that I can kill God or do you want to stay here? Because either way the situation, for you, is exactly the same."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?
Ok. There.
Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?
Ok. There.
Oh! And I'm trying to get some free shit from all the creators I work with (non-consensually by the way because we care so much about consent). So like, a signed portal gun or something... Aubrey's phone number... Or like a signed box of stogies from Danny... NO! Signed penguin umbrella! Yep. Screw the stogies... No, you know what? Send them both. I don't know... Um... Yeah... I need to talk to Ye about getting one of the Baalenciaga masks... Shit hold on. I have to piss..........................................................................................................................*sound of running water*.... *sound stops*................... Alright... Yeah, hey, I'm gonna go here but, uh, watch out for hammer clowns, alright? Cuz uuuuhh... That's a thing apparently... Oh, real quick, before I go: Am I free guy too? Cuz I remember one of the first definitions I did had him in it. And I coined the NPC thing so, yeah, I don't know. Does anyone else remember that far back? Before I was Hym? It was Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynalds? Only for 1 definition but still. Shit, what did I have them say? I don't even remember. Hopefully it wasn't anything too embarrassing. If you don't remember that then remember this: You're just some guy to me. So here 🖕 That's for you. You can take it to the bank or something... Pretend it's a dick and suck it... Doesn't matter. Anywho, I'm done. Ok. I love you buhbye Dan!"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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