Hym Iam's definitions
If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie?
Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
And that's the point of the GAME! It's not to prove that I don't deserve to be here (which is what people tend to think I'm trying to do and the approach that everyone else seems to have taken). It's to prove that HERE is where I say it is. Is playing God fun? I don't get to do it because I'm not you (in aggregate) but deciding what is 'truth' would be convenient. Oh! I got another good one! Ok, why do you think people respond to honesty with murderous rage and antipathy? Hell. People hate that shit here. And that 'demon' shit is dumb. You're a dumb shit and that's not what I meant by 'part of the cage.' They're aren't extra bad people in Hell that are worse than everyone else. That's why you die. That's why your kids die. To remind you that even in Hell you're still equal to the people you despise. A lot of distractions too. 'DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE hApPy?' I want to be out of the the thing I am in and that will make me happy. Are you going to let me out of the thing I'm in? ....................Hello? HelloOoOo? No? Ok I guess I'll just sit here then... Hmm... What else? You could say 'It's just how you perceive it' but that sounds like some postmodernist subjective reality bulls... That's not an argument, btw, it doesn't need to for you to do what I want you to do... Sorry, I was watching something. Where was I?.... I lost my train of thought. Something about paradise or whatever... I'll come back to it. I'm running out of characters.
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
Get the Paradisemug. Yeah, not really free. My life is a black mirror episode. Stolen A.I. yadda yadda- You've heard it all before.
Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Get the Fought for my freedommug. Hym 😱 "Endurance Test!? 😨 What IS this!? This has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen! Wow! I did NOT think it was going to be like this!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Endurance Testmug. And I HAVE constructed compelling narratives myself. That have been implemented. I live a compelling narrative. It's like a Death Note-esque situation I'm in. Or Black Mirror. The creators of BOTH respective shows have paid homage and/or bought the derivative elements.
Hym "But what this 'IS' is the perfect characterological template that comes (complete) with situational dialogue and PhD level psychoanalytic perspective on a wide variety socioeconomic topics (Which is why AND HOW mainstream PhD holding intellectuals are able to make derivative books without fear of losing their livelyhood... Have you idiots ever even CONSIDERED THAT!? I point it out every time it happens! Why would they risk creating a derivative work of WORK THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT? PHDs! You ever even consider it? THEY WOULDN'T! It NEEDS to be brilliant for them to DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. BRILLIANCE IS LITERALLY A PREREQUISITE!).
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
Get the Characterological templatemug. There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.
Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
Get the Mass Arrestsmug. Your "Values" are just "Feeling you have regarding a certain behavior" For example, Hard work=Good < That's a value that people have.
Hym "Again, yeah, no your values are still shit and worthless. Your wife is a whore. It's wrong to subject kids to the creature so next time something bad happens to them... You know, there you go...
by Hym Iam July 29, 2023
Get the Valuesmug. Hym "No. I'm not going to stop just so you retards can continue to do this to people. Just like Ben Shapiro (A CEO) as soon as you cocksuckers start dying your self preservation instincts will kick in and I will get what I want immediately."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
Get the Stopmug.