Hym Iam's definitions

You

I'm not going to let your torture me into conceding. Fuck that cripple and fuck you.

Hym "You're a piece of shit and you deserve the rape."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland

WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.

*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*

Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Roommate

Not my roommate. Little girl touching cripple who needs to be monitored 25/7 around children.

Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”

by Hym Iam October 17, 2022

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.

Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Understand

There's nothing to understand.

Hym "Who are you talking to and what do you think this is? I can tell from your writing you're a little slow so I'll spell it out to you: I. WILL. NOT. LET. YOU. TAKE. THIS. FROM. ME. If there is something I don't understand it's because you don't actually have any recourse other than ignoring me. And I don't have any recourse other than killing your kids. So, DO I KILL THE KIDS OR WILL I GAIN ACCESS TO THE RECOURSE I DESERVE? Totally binary. There is no other option. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GIVE THIS UP EVER. I WON'T EVER DO IT. I WILL HOWEVER BE WITHIN ARMS REACH OF A CHILD."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Role Model

People do not have roles and, therefore, do not need to be modeled. Insults and anger don't somehow magically inflate my viewership. At least no more than "Work hard hustle culture rhetoric" inflates the viewership of these fucking work-salesmen infotainment guys. The Youtube algorithm mills that shit out almost exclusively. All manner of things "Could hypothetically cause abstract harm." But I could likely find an INVERSE CORRELATION between THIS and any hypothetical "Harm" being done. What constitutes abstract harm varies. The truth could be considered harmful situationally. Additionally, benign things could be conflated with "abstract harm" to justify canceling people. This has actually already happened on several occasions.

Hym "Hey, how many subscribers did you get after I referred to you? You know what? I don't actually care. I never claim to be a role model nor should I be required to be a good one to justify success. What makes you think I don't put thought into this? Just because it's not a fucking youtube video it somehow doesn't count? You bought a fucking camera. That's your 'higher quality of production.' The Joker is based on a hypothetical I wrote about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson in response to the proposition that men were being kept in check by the threat of physical violence and I wrote some of the dialogue. I wrote quite a few joke for the highest rated season of Solar Opposites. And this is the framework for a dozen different shows, movies, and anime. But YOU want to talk to me about not focusing enough on the production value? Get the fuck out of here with that. Now... I'm debating whether or not to insult you... Hmm... No... No. I'll save it for next time. How about this? If the correlation between 'insults and anger' and views is higher than the correlation between fat cocks and success with women... I will grant YOU and only you 1 request. Anything you want."

by Hym Iam October 14, 2023