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A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?
Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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Gynpathocentric

Iam "Hey, wouldn't feminism be considered 'Gynpathocentric?' "

Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."

Iam "What? Why not?"

Hym "Cus it would be redundant."

Iam 🤨

Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "

Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."

Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"

Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"

Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."

Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"

Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."

Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."

Hym "Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
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Mismanagement

That is not what's happening at all Ben. Didn't I read an article that said Israel did mounted some operation because THEY were struggling with getting water? YES! There was! Because I referenced it in a previous post.
Hym "So it isn't MISMANAGEMENT as much as it is their inability to ACT WITH IMPUNITY. That seems like the purpose of reality for the incest zealots. Is to make it so THEY can act with IMPUNITY. Because if you can just get America to point a nuclear revolver at Mohammeds head you don't NEED to manage the water in you country because you can just fly to A DIFFERENT country... Take THEIR water and if they doth protest too much mommy America will just lift up her skirt and Ben can run in a clutch her thigh and everything will be alright. Just like Ree-lon. He needs to not be a retard but isn't that so he need mommy government to point the weaponized schizophrenia gun at my head while he absconds with what he needs from me because I'm NOT retard. I am the thing he needs to not be. It was already there. But he needs it none the less."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
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Avoiding

If anyone if avoiding anything here it's you.
Hym "You're avoiding what you think is the problem and hoping it goes away but that didn't work for me and it isn't going to work for you. I'm going to do the same exact thing YOU CHOSE to do to me and I'm going to make it worse deliberately and you know exactly what form that is going to take because you know I am not going to let you take this from me. There will be a price. I don't care who pays it. It is better for me to get what I want than it is for someone's kid to pay the price for you to feel like the world is the way you want it to be. I don't have to do your worldview. If you try to make me I will murder a child. THIS constitutes trying to make me. I'm not going away. And IF I DO you have to cross your fingers and hope the sycophants didn't work as well as the AI did."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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4th factor

4. Effect of the Use on the Market: This factor considers whether the use harms the market for the original work or any potential markets for it. If the use directly competes with the original work or could potentially harm its future sales, it's less likely to be fair use, according to the University of Washington.
Hym "As far as the 4th factor: Does this harm the market for the original works I used? No. Everyone who's work I've used has been or had elevated politically or economically. The net worth of Urban Dictionary increased by 800%. Jordan Peterson has ascended to golden prophet of the right wing and gain millions of followers. Does this harm the market for my original work? Yes. It launders off all my best ideas without giving me credit and the AI companies does directly compete with me by using my revelations about AI to steal credit from me. Do I compete with Jordan Peterson? No. Because this isn't self help. It's self-immolation. An op-ed and autobiographical hypertext where I muse on various propositions permeating the zeitgeist write skits and dialoue. Social, cultural, and political analysis. And ANTI-HARASSMENT THAT MIRRORS THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA ACTIVISM THROUGH PERFORMANCE ART. I also insult and threaten people but only to draw attention and provoke action in regard to the continued surveillance, harassment, and theft I've been subjected to over the 10-15 years and have said on several occasions not to do anything I haven't actually done."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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Paradise

The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"
A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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