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Hym "Not that I don't ALSO not want to but ALSO can't. That isn't a thing. So, this all just works out better for everyone is we all just find a way to get along. THIS, the current state, is not going to work for me."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
Get the Can't mug.Hym "ALINAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!! ALINAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAALIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
Get the SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!! mug.Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick?
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!
Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.
Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.
#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.
This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.
Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Next is #5: To save people from twisted death tournament. Like Alice in Borderland. That shit was metal. 'It's the only way I knew how to save you...' Metal. Awesome reason to kill everybody. Very sad. Tragic even.
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...
We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
Get the Lunacy mug.Hym "You SEE how I'm in a fucking surveillance apparatus and they are actively not doing the thing they said they were going to do and releasing the Epstein list right? Like, I'M not associated with Epstein in any way shape or form. I'm not even rich enough to have met the guy. Yet, HERE I SIT. Not potentially a pedophile who went to a child molestation island. Raise your hand if you've ever met Epstein! Not me! Who raised their hand? Are YOU in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus? Is all of your IP getting stolen? Where are the fucking Epstein obsessed people on this one? It doesn't even LOOK like I molested any kids. I've been being watched by YouTube faggots non-stop while people who went to a sex island are.... Doing what exactly? Who is actually WHO here? Because I'm the AI creating genius who isn't getting paid for doing that while molesters roam free AND are being covered for by the government! THEY SAID THEY WOULD RELEASE IT! What happened guys!? I thought we didn't have to give potential threats to are child rights? These fucks are getting SUPER RIGHTS! And mine are being actively violated! Cool stuff guys!"
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Epstein List mug.Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
Get the Bad to the bad people and good to the good people mug.Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
Get the Actively torturing mug.Oh? Is that not fun? Is it... Is that not an ok thing for people to do?.... Arbitrarily excluding people from the public discourse .... Is that not a thing that should be allowed?
Hym "Oooh shit! Is that not allowed!? Should people not be allowed to say whatever they want to you without having any recourse!? Should you not be arbitrarily excluded from the public discourse? In regards to the former, it's (Twitter) almost like using some kind of Orwellian double speak to antagonize the people you hate and deny them the ability to confront you about it. It's almost exactly like that except in online form. 'BuT iF iT hApPeNs tO tHe RiGhT pEoPlE iT's FiNe! I dOn'T cArE aS lOnG aS iT iSn'T mE! i'M tHe WrOnG pEoPlE! rIgHt GuYs!? RiGhT!?' That's a throwback! That's going all the way back to my 'You get what you deserve' days. Remember that? When I said none of you give a shit unless it's happening to you? Remember when I said you all recede into your own little solipsistic domains? If it's not happening to you it's 'not your problem' but you actively do it to me and 'I did it to myself! My actions have consequences!' See how that works? Just know that I'm channeling the spirit of Krombopulos Michael when is say 'Here I go being right again!' Would you look at that? That is priceless. It's perfectly analogous to my current situation. It's a 1 to 1, that, innit? Because you're reveling in the fact that my will is being subverted and now your will is being subverted and you don't like it very much, huh?"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2022
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