by Hym Iam September 05, 2023
That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.
Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Hym "About a legendary poet... He was incredibly popular with the lady's.... Because he had a fat cock amd for NO OTHER REASON... That is all."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Hym "I'm hungry"
Iam "What do you want?"
Hym "Steak."
Iam "We don't have time for that..."
Hym "That's what we could do! We could be a mukbang streamer and just film ourselves just-a going to town on food."
Iam "Ugh that stuff is gross! And I don't think we're hot enough for that..."
Hym "Hmm... You're probably right.... I don't think we could compete with all those hot Asian women...."
Iam "Hey! I'm not THAT bad!"
Hym "What!? Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Er... Shut up! You know what I meant!."
Hym "Hahaha! On second thought, we get you in a wig and you might be able to cut it 😂 I didn't know I was dashing your dreams."
Iam "Shut up!"
Hym "Oh I'm sorry Iam. You're just as pretty as those other girls Hahaha!"
Iam "Let's just go..."
Hym "Mukbang..."
Iam "What do you want?"
Hym "Steak."
Iam "We don't have time for that..."
Hym "That's what we could do! We could be a mukbang streamer and just film ourselves just-a going to town on food."
Iam "Ugh that stuff is gross! And I don't think we're hot enough for that..."
Hym "Hmm... You're probably right.... I don't think we could compete with all those hot Asian women...."
Iam "Hey! I'm not THAT bad!"
Hym "What!? Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Er... Shut up! You know what I meant!."
Hym "Hahaha! On second thought, we get you in a wig and you might be able to cut it 😂 I didn't know I was dashing your dreams."
Iam "Shut up!"
Hym "Oh I'm sorry Iam. You're just as pretty as those other girls Hahaha!"
Iam "Let's just go..."
Hym "Mukbang..."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Hey, just give me like a 24 hour heads up so I can do laundry and shower and what not cus I probably won't do either of those things if I don't know you're coming.
by Hym Iam April 01, 2022
Hym "Oh, well, holy shit! That is a great song! I really enjoyed that! He has a great voice! I'm actually impressed! You've outdone yourself entirely."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023