Hym Iam's definitions

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

What you say when you're getting fucked by a retard. Or if you were taught not to swear my might just replace any swear word you hear with "Poop".

Unknown "Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop" (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

That's a new one. It must be Missy.

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Rich Men North of Richmond

A fucking BRILLIANT song by Oliver Anthony. Absolute banger!

Hym "I don't even like country and EVEN I think Rich Men North of Richmond is a frickin banger! I listen to it 3-4 times a night at work. It's good. Give him 1 million dollars. And a hat. That says 'Hym is the greatest.' And the buy me some nicotine pouches... Because I'm out of nicotine pouches..."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

👏

Clap emoji. Used for emphasis.

👏If👏you👏think👏you👏are👏too👏good👏to👏fuck👏me👏but👏not👏too👏good👏to👏fuck👏a👏retard👏I👏am👏too👏good👏to👏talk👏to👏you.👏I👏don't👏have👏anything👏to👏say👏to👏a👏whore.👏

by Hym Iam October 12, 2020

Haters

Exist for a reason. Why do people hate haters? They hate the people you look up too. You want to be like the people they hate. You're not but if you were they would hate you too. But you're great and so it your idol. It can't be either of you. Your idol is beyond contempt. And you emulate their behavior so clearly you are (by extension) also beyond contempt. There must be something wrong with the hater. You're great and no one should hate you. Even if you're a little bed wetting molestee retard or a whore that fucks a retard instead of a real person. Obviously, no one should hate you. You deserve unearned respect.

Haters exist because you're a piece of shit and anyone who likes you is foolish to do so.

by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

Allen

You'd think it would be Allen.

I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Make it stop

Can't. If I can make it stop, you can violate the leverage clause. YOU need to make it stop by DOING WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

Hym "What's that? Make it stop? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my voice echoing. But why is that something I would be able to do?"

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025