Hym Iam's definitions

Reward

Due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment right.

Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Masculinity Shaming

Doesn't work on someone who considers themselves a sexy lady BUUUUT it DOES PROVE that the Shit-Lib progressives are just as militant about enforcing gender roles, except, in the opposite direction. To the shit lib, a man's role is to comfort and console woman and NEVER talk back. Or you're weak and insecure about your little baby dick. And that ISN'T overt bigotry and gender policing. Somehow 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Masculinity shaming does work on me so you can such my little baby dick... Or my bitch tits... Or BOTH! What's that shit-lib? If I don't adopt your gynocentric philosophy of intersexual relationships I'm a weak, fragile, misogynist whose insecure about his little baby dick? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I haven't heard THAT ONE before! It's not like I've be listening to EXACTLY THAT on a loop for 33 years! Oh? If women don't fuck me it's because 'I have no other good qualities?' Really? Is there a word for that? Clearly I need to learn Dothraki!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Watching

Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.

Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Picking on MEN

How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.

Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

A great movie that everyone loves

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.

Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Premise

How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?

Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Frank Tyson

Yeah, how am I just now hearing about this?

Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024