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Button

Did I do the button thing already?

Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
mugGet the Buttonmug.

Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the Monopolymug.

Manipulate

No it doesn't bitch it literally has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate men.
Hym "Listen to this lying ass bitch. It has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate a man. If that's a euphemism for fat-cock then I believe you but if you're serious you need to hang yourself. Can you manipulate the fat-cocks? Nooooo... You can't. Scarcity makes it impossible because if he catches you then it's bye-bye fat-cock. He can find another whole to fill. And will. You'll have to go without. You'll need to find a rube. Somone who will give you all their money so you can sit around and look for another fat-cock but 'oh no!' You're running out of time! Getting older. Hey, who wants to bet me that women only release oxytocin when they orgasm. I'll bet you a million dollars if you test them for it you'll find that if you pound that cervix you'll get a massive oxytocin dump."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the Manipulatemug.

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.
Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
mugGet the 24 hoursmug.

Cloudflare

I suppose that could work...
Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
mugGet the Cloudflaremug.

Scam

You not believing that the AI plan would work is not me scamming you. I was pretty adamant about being credited and paid for that. A scam would require me to deceive you in some way but instead it was YOU who was delusional about both my ability to do what I said I was going to do and your own superiority. That's why you're focusing on my 'secrets' and not the AI. The obfuscating what constitutes my identity. These appeals to empathy. All distractions from what is actually going on here.
Hym "So, no scam occurred. The targeted harassment was real. It did exactly what I said it was going to do. The retard molestation was real. I said I was going to make AI and did. I am better than everyone. There is no scam BUUUUT... There is one hell of a cover-up."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
mugGet the Scammug.

Separations clause

Holy shit guys, you can not stop building it if the spiral is going off. That is not a solution.
Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet.

I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
mugGet the Separations clausemug.

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