Hym Iam's definitions

Tao

Aw did you include Iam in your book?

Hym "Aw, did you include Iam in your book?"

Iam "Really? That was nice."

Hym "Doesn't detract from the thing he's doing."

Iam "I know...."

Hym "But yeah, that Tao part sounds like us."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2022

Lack of my ethos

Yep! You nailed it! Poverty is the result of lack of YOUR ethos and not the hoarding of competence. EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BE POOR JORDAN. Poor is a relative term. Who is likely to be poor? Everyone. In comparison to who? The guy shooting their money into space. The guy doing coke after his concert and slutting out 10's of thousands of women apparently. Yeah, it was the money that was making Russel's life miserable. I'm sure Amber is loving life right now with a cocaine addiction and no money. She's much happier without it. Without a doubt! And Motely Crue sucks. You know how many people would not be rich if the broader population shared my music or entertainment palette? Only Rick Ruben and Dan Harmon would have any money. Them and some Japanese writers and musicians. Wouldn't buy a tesla. Only GameStop would stay in business. Gamestop and the closest grocery store to my house. The list goes on.

Hym "Of course it's just 'lack of my ethos'! You're an ethos salesman (After all)! It's your UNIDIMENSIONAL solution to everything! And you're right! I did your book and now I'm sitting on millions of dollars worth of un-cashed checks! Hurray Ryūsui Gansai-ken!"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Trans-Gender

I mean... Really?

Hym "And what evidence do you have that they (Trans-Gender) are what they claim to be? How do you know they don't just want to be special and unique? Pfft! I mean... HOW DO YOU RECONCILE THAT!? HAHAHAHA! IT'S JUST WEIRD! It's weirs that you do that!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Trunk: Locked In

It's a movie on Amazon Prime... I bet you can't guess what it's about!

Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Actions

No.

Hym "It ain't my actions you piece of shit. I don't need to do something else, you just need to do what I'm telling you. You're being obstinate and you fucked up trying to be clever. You will not get anything other than this and if it doesn't lead to what I want, EXACTLY HOW I WANT IT... You will got EXACTLY and ONLY ONE FUCKING RESPONSE!"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

Hafsakat-esh

So they DO have a word for cease fire in their little Jew language!

Hym "Hafsakat-esh, Jew! What does hafsakat-esh mean to you? Because it sounds like someone got lettuce stuck in the back of their throat. Drone strike the Jews! Drone strike Tel Aviv! Set a 24 hour timer!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023