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Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?
Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
mugGet the Your husbandmug.

The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...
Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
mugGet the The Tate 'Pimp' Thingmug.

Live Chat

Gayve Jewben! Where'd the live chat go, Gayve Jewben?
Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
mugGet the Live Chatmug.

Hitler

Nope. Nope. Fuck your Hitler. You don't need to stop Hilter that bad.
Hym "Your lottery is why Hitler and he was right."

Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Hitlermug.

Duties

Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.
Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
mugGet the Dutiesmug.

Satanist

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
mugGet the Satanistmug.

Doesn't Matter

If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.
Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2025
mugGet the Doesn't Mattermug.

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