Hym Iam's definitions

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Boo'd

Booooo Trump. Booooo Elon. Heheheheh.

Hym "Why are you getting boo'd guys? What happened with that 10% drop in your approval rating? What happened? Wha- What is going on there?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025

Incels

2/3 of the male population age 18-36 haven't has sex or been on a date in over a year.

Hym "The genocide can start today fat cocked bitch and the world becomes a better place immediately. You see how entitled they are, right? They need to fuck all the women and be exalted AND shit on anyone who isn't fucking because their cock isn't fat or they can't cope with the fact that they are useless, incompetent, and basically retarded. The incels are the bad guys though."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Misogyny

You know, BEFORE misogyny you think "Wow, the seem perfectly reasonable why do people hate these..." and after it's like "Ope, yep, there it is. That makes perfect sense."

Hym "I mean, why bitch about misogyny when you know what you're like?"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Then Release The Files

Un-redacted. Complete release of the files pertaining to the fucking pedophile sex ring please.

Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

I am it

Well, no...

Hym "I am it. Well, I am and I'm not. But you're the one who keeps trying to tell me that I don't know things if you don't tell me explicitly that they are happening. SOOOOO......... Yeah... That's, uh... That's how that works...."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Let's force it!

The rallying cry of Ultra Force. An avengers knock-off cartoon. It's got everything! Discount Ironman named Prototype whose mom looks like Kamala Harris... He's black sometimes. Wish Shazam. Fair-use Wonderwoman. The leader is a blonde guy with a ponytail and I cannot figure out what the fuck he powers are. Like, he can flay and has super strength... But so does everyone. He shot a Lazer out of, like, the side of his wrist... It was weird. And then they got Emma Frost but if she sat in a professor X chair but she can stand. I literal Ghoul named Ghoul who can like, summon ghosts.

Hym "He's got rogue DNA? Oh wow! They use 'rough dna' as a false pretense to round up ultras so a vampire man can steal their powers... And the government agency that the vampire took over accuses one of the team (The Shazam) of having the dna and these motherfuckers turn on his ass IMMEDIATELY! He's like 'They're lying!' And the team is like 'Let's force it!' And that is not the best catchphrase to have."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025