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Accountability

You are already using my work you need to pay for it. I'm not going to let you steal from me in the name of accountability. If you don't need to hold Kendra McKeefry accountable you don't need to hold me accountable. But I know you used it. So you are going to pay.
Hym "I'm not going without in the name of accountability. And if it LOOKS like you are using my work to create AI and cut me out of the proceeds to you don't want people to be allowed to do it to you then you pay me. I'm not being EQUAL to you. You pay me or I'll kill a kid."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Behavior

And it's funny...
Hym "There's been a bit of a role reversal over here. You want success to be a reward for good behavior... Buuuut... It isn't. I suceeded arbitrarily and with minimal effort cuz of my big fat cock- Er, brainz. Get it!? It's like YOU'RE the incels now! But it's not JUST my BFB (as I like to call it) but you see... I have this mindset..."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
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Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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A Beer

Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!
Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2024
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Judgement

Tsk tsk tsk *finger wag* you're going to Hell for that one.
It's NOT about deciding who exists and who doesn't. It's about casting judgement in it's (The Creature) stead. That was the base impulse for me at least.
by Hym Iam April 5, 2022
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Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Mundane Man

Heheheheheheheh... That's great.
Hym "Ha! Get it!? Mundane Man? Because it sounds phonetically like MY name? Ha! Hahaha! That's great! I love this guy! And (aside from my staggering brilliance) I'm both mundane and a man."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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