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Nooooo... Hamas killed INDISCRIMINATELY... They killed soldiers as well. So... Like an air stirke that kills 20% hamas militants and 80% civilians... Hamas when in and killed 20% militants and 80% civilians (and these aren't exact figures this is intended to serve as an example). Like, their bombs aren't getting in so they have to do it manually.
Hym "Nah, they were kind of doing it indiscriminately though, weren't they. It was like a low-tech bomb made of people. A Trojan Bomb we'll call it. That's actually a good name. THAT should have been the name of the post! 'Trojan Bomb.' It sounds good. I like that."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Indiscriminately mug.The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.
Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Marriage mug.Hym "Expendable is want you are and you want me to do it with you because you expect ME to be expended FOR YOU so you can keep fucking a talking hole and pretend you're better then me without actually doing anything. You are worse. You are shit."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
Get the Expendable mug.Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Get the Friends mug.Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Fat cock mug.Oh! Ooo! I like that!
Hym "Jewery! I LOVE that! I'm going use that! I'll use it oooooooon.... BEN! BEN! Knock it off with your conniving jewery! JEWISH FAGGOOOOT!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Jewery mug.Hym "You really have know idea how irritating that is. Maddening really. Seriously."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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