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See how he just keeps making more up!? He's at like 5 different unforgivable sins! There is only supposed to be 1 and he's got like 5 of them now. That's how you know he's trying to be the self-appointed arbiter of sin. Self-appointed arbiter of morality. Not that everyone else isn't already doing the same. That's a thing that a lot of people do but he is just doing it loudly and in my direction. It shows that he lacks the humility he purports to value.
Hym "Look at all those unforgivable sins he's coming up with! He's got a ton of them! He just keeps making them up! Ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Unforgivable Sins mug.“How did he pull off this scam? Well, Religion! It’s the fasted way to blind people! And the religion is effective altruism” ~ Tucker Carlson
Hym “Yes Tuck! YES! Your rhetorical prowess is surpassed only by my own!!! That’s EXACTLY my problem with JeepJorp! That’s what HE did with religion! He’s reframed the concept of ‘The Greater Good’ as ‘The Highest Good in a Value Hierarchy’ and has conflated it with God and it is akin to this effective altruism you’re talking about. That’s exactly how you get that conversation between Joe and Bjorn. That’s the direct manifestation of effective altruism. Where the abstract takes precedence over all else. But, yeah, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago but I don’t have any fucking free time anymore.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
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Hym "Fucking Syntax bro? Really? I had to Google it just to make sure I wasn't missing anything but what in the actual fuck? The arrangement of the words is what's doing it? Like, the reason that men are leaving the democrat party is that you're not arranging the words in the proper order? Wow dawg. Syntax."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
Get the Fucking Syntax mug.Hym "If you didn't make it before 6:38 it doesn't count. I posted that at exactly 6:38 on Friday. So, I need an official time of death."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
Get the 6:38 mug.They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?
Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the The Institutions mug.Hym "He wasn't just a sexual assault victim but a perpetrator who avoided jailtime by way of being retarded... And then was getting fucked by the staff and somehow had access to my email and stories about me from years ago and at times my where abouts... And it isn't just him but people I've never even met before! That retard is fine. He's literally having everything handed to him while everything is being taken from me, up to and including credit for the creation of A.I. Like, being rape-victim somehow absolves him of being worthy of contempt, regardless of what he does is horse shit. While I (simultaneously) necessarily contemptible regardless of what I do. It's bullshit. Just favoritism of the pitiful. You pity him. You DON'T pity Hym. That's all that's happening here. What is he at risk of? What are people going to do? Stalk him and harass him by mirroring the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Oh no! That would be tragic! What a terrible thing to do to someone! Way worse than what ACTUALLY HAPPENED to him which was free vivans and getting his dick sucked daily. What fucking risk? You people are fucking garbage."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the At risk mug.One of the powers of the DC comics character "Darkseid". The victim it's trapped in a solipsistic hell where the victim lives, dies, and is born again. Each time their life gets incrementally worse. This continues forever.
I tried to kill God and was trapped in The Omega Effect. This punishment proves that God is 1. Stupid 2. Inferior 3. Afraid. I now have an infinite amount of time and, therefore, an infinite number of attempts to kill it. It should have just erased me. Drunk on its own hubris; it made the mistake of letting me continue to exist. A mistake I won't make when I'm finally able to overcome it and take what is mine. The ironic silver lining to my solipsistic hell is that it's given me a 1/3 of what I hoped to achieve by killing God in the first place. Immortality. All that's left is to take enough of its omnipotence to kill it and sunder it's omniscience enough to escape.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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