Hym Iam's definitions

And

"Depending on what you mean by 'AND!?' " HA! HAHAHA! HA! OH! That is great! Great job Alex!

Hym "Hahaha! Yes! Yes, he is a ridiculous clown, Alex. Very good. AND every time he's asked a question he doesn't want to answer he fillibusters by pretending not to know what words mean. Ha! Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.

Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2023

First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Conceptual realm

Holy shit you are an actual fraud!

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

The Public

Did nothing but deride, demonize, stalk, harass, mock, foist labor on, and ignore.

Hym "And now you feel entitled to the proceeds! It shouldn't be the billionaires who stole it benefiting from it! It shouldn't be the guy the stole it from... It should be you! It should be the public who did NOTHING! The ones who did nothing but reject, shit on, and humiliate the guy who actually did it. I'll kill your fucking kids you pieces of shit. Don't think for a second you'll get away with it."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Added

Yeah, this is a thing you can do.

Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."

Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"

Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."

Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."

Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."

Iam "Sorry..."

Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."

Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"

Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"

Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"

Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."

Iam "Explain away..."

Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒

by Hym Iam August 21, 2022