Hym Iam's definitions

The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...

Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

He thinks covid was not a big deal

This is more implicit false dichotomy framing.

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Unfair

Yeah...

Hym "Alright, that last one might have been a little unfair... Good thing we don't care about fairness around these parts! Right? Yeah... You're fine..."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Frustration

This very much is a mirror of what is going on around me.

Hym "What the people around me doing seem to understand is this (the manner in which they are speaking to me) is being used as a way to vent their frustration with me and inform my behavior. What THEY would say to ME is that 'You can't control other people's behavior but you can't control YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR.' So, why are you trying? I'm 'other people' in this scenario. Everyone wants to be the advisor but no one wants to take their own advice."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Prescription

I could probably use one of these.

Hym "Let me guess. Your prescription is 'Join my breeding cult and enslave a woman with the threat of hell fire and that will cure men's loneliness.' Right? Your memory isn't very good because I ALREADY TRIED THAT! That didn't work! Remember!? You were there!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023