Hym Iam's definitions

Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Go ahead

The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?

Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Actions

When I act, my actions are final.

Hym "And this is 1 of the last 2 actions I'm ever going to preform."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

C-

A billion dollar movie.

Hym "Aha! Somebody said it was C- work and it was literally worth a billion dollars! Hahahahaha! Two sentences and some of the general themes and it was good for a billion dollar movie, several full anime series, and is being used to represent a multitude of characters (one of which is Narcissistic Superman which is word for word what I said I would be!) Ha! Hahaha! Aha! That's fucking hilarious! Who said it was C- work? Was it Plagiarism guy? Which one of you was it? Ha! Fucking idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!! But surely if I'm such a sympathetic villain, you would want to change my life for the better wouldn't you? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 8, 2022

Baby trapped

No, I was getting to it.

Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.

Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Identity

The thing you are trying to both steal and obfuscate.

Hym "And when I say obfuscate I mean you are trying to obfuscate what constitutes my identity and then attribute to me (in explicit terms) one that I reject as a precedent to steal anything that could be used as evidence to refute this externally imposed identity."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025