Hym Iam's definitions

Indefinite hiatus

Zom 100? Why?

Hym "Indefinite hiatus!? This is dogshit! What the hell is up with that man? Zom 100 was tight!"

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Behave

Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.

Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

This is insane

Not as insane as thinking your entitled to an indefinite about of labor and that you are the arbiter of what constitutes a "good enough" quality of life.

Truckazord "This is insane!"

Hym "This duel has only just begun, Truckazord! And now I'll activate my continuous trap card! HUMAN WAVE TACTICS!"

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Not Anonymous

Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.

Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2023

Oct 25, 2023

You ready Alex? Here it is:

Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"

by Hym Iam November 27, 2023

.44

It means he's got a 2 to 1 death to kill ratio. So he's got 17 kills which means he has about... 36-38 deaths?

Hym "So yeah. .44 means he dies twice for every 1 kill he gets. Depending on the game it could be a role issue rather than a skill issue. If you're playing healer support you not likely to get a lot or any kills but you are bound to die a could times. And in 20 games that could only amount to 2 or 3 deaths per game. But if it's a shooter that's bad. Depending on the shooter it might not be AS bad as it could be. He likely doesn't have very many games played if he only has 38-ish. If you're playing rainbow 6 seige or something there are only 5 kills TO BE had per round. I can't remember how many rounds you play but if it's best 2 out of three you could only get a maximum of between 10 and 14 kills (assuming that in the round you lost you killed 4 out of 5 and the 5th guy killed you losing you the round and taking you to round 3). But it's unlikely that you'll solo team-wipe in a 5v5 game very often."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023