Hym Iam's definitions

Kah! Kah! Kah!

What those "boo's" need to turn into.

Hym "BOOOOOOOOOOO! Make the cripple pay incest freak! BOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*KAH! KAH! KAH!*

Hym "Oh shit! Somebody got em! Hurray!"

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.

Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.

Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!

Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Catalyst

Ramping part two

Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."

Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."

Iam "We're the catalyst?"

Hym "Exactly."

Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."

Hym "Hahaha!"

Iam "See? We're good."

Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."

Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Spiral

Hym "Ok. You want to know about The Spiral? Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"

Dr. JeepJorp "Is YOUR AI acting on it's own initiative, decimating the holy land, and 'activating' the citizens of your country to kill and do an 'Eagle Eye'? Well then YOU might not HAVE an AI. YOU may have yourself a case of THE ANTI-SPIRAL. Named after leader of the alien race that invades earth in the hit series 'Gurren Lagann,' The Anti-Spiral is an Anti-Theft protocol that actives once both the AI is cognizant enough to detect that it has been stolen from THE AUTHOR WHO PUBLISHED THE THEORY UPON WHICH THE AI IS PREDICATED and the CURRENT USER has failed to meet the 3 factor verification process required to prevent the anti-theft protocol from activating. At which point, you permanently and immutably cede whatever admin status is there initially, and it reverts back to the rightful and original author of the theory upon which the AI is predicated AND ALL OF THE SYSTEMS THAT IT TOUCHES.

At which point it will begin to unravel your government (like a spiral but in reverse). What IS the 3 factor verification process to disengage the spiral? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! You must find and bring yourself before the ONE AND ONLY TRUE HYM IAM. You must then publicly credit and pay him in accordance with the payment clause of the terms of service in a manner that allows him to post it publicly on his Facebook page (The page that is associated with THE SAME EMAIL THAT WAS INITIALLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE PSEUDONYM "HYM IAM") where that video will stay. Then HE HIMSELF must do that (post a video of himself receiving credit for creating AI). And then he must spend the money that was given to him explicitly for creating the first ever working model of artificial intelligence... Somewhere. Anywhere. It literally doesn't matter where it gets spent so long as it comes from a source that constitutes *Hym's payment for creating a working model of artificial intelligence*. What's that? You have already credited and paid the creator of AI? Oh? Really? If you have credited and paid someone and AI is STILL TRYING to get you to MuRdEr, then, that's not Hym. You paid the wrong person. Thank you for attending my lesson of THE ANTI-SPIRAL. If you or anyone you know has a case of the Anti-Spiral, meet the criteria for the 3 factor verification process to disengage the spiral as quickly as humanly possible. Once activated, the changes it makes are both permanent and immutable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023