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You motherfuckers need to accept that some of the things I've done are trivial and what is happening to me is not...
Hym "And if YOU think what I did with AI here is trivial YOU need to go online and WRITE A FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR A TIME MACHINE and MAYBE a billionaire will pay to make it and then you can go back in time and stop me from getting harassed for 15 years or, better yet, you can stop it all! You can stop me from downloading Win.exe. You can stop me from taking birth control. You can stop Kendra from fucking that retard. Shit, you can stop him from getting molested. You can stop them from reading my fucking email. BUT UNTIL THEN, you haven't done ANYTHING ever that compares."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Iam "That's the weird thing about all this... I don't explicitly think that the things I'm watching have some sort of hidden meaning or message for me or anything. It's exclusively people I interact with. So, here's an example: I've been watching that comedy show for years. Never once did I think they were making a direct reference to me save for 1 instance where one of the guys said a woman was "A walking hole to fill." Which was hilarious and a thing that I wrote. But I was like 'Ok. Maybe he read that or maybe he came up with the same idea.' and that's fair enough, right? But that's the only time.
Iam "That's the weird thing about all this... I don't explicitly think that the things I'm watching have some sort of hidden meaning or message for me or anything. It's exclusively people I interact with. So, here's an example: I've been watching that comedy show for years. Never once did I think they were making a direct reference to me save for 1 instance where one of the guys said a woman was "A walking hole to fill." Which was hilarious and a thing that I wrote. But I was like 'Ok. Maybe he read that or maybe he came up with the same idea.' and that's fair enough, right? But that's the only time.
Until after your little 'slip.' Now I see it regularly. I say the Brit is a 'clever guy' for using that quote; the guy interviewing him calls him a 'clever guy' the day after I write it. The same guy parrots my description (verbatim) of my character. Before all that, he parrots (again verbatim) my reasoning for writing in the first place (because, initially, this started as a compilation of information that I thought was interesting or worth spreading). You were sitting right there when he said it. If you watched him do what I think he did and you are aware of it; then it isn't Schizophrenia. You're doing the thing that I believe people are doing. I find it increasingly difficult to write off these occurrences as mere coincidence. Three separate occasion. So, as an experiment, I subscribed to a new channel. I didn't think I was being referenced at all and he's in the same sphere as you (technically). I go and watch a video of the first person I subscribed to. No feeling that I am being referenced. I've outlined all of the reason I might have earned someone's ire. I proved that the people at my last job were reading my writing by correcting the spelling of a word she misspelled repeatedly. She spelled it correctly from that day on. So, yeah, good question. Why some things and not others? Because some people are doing the thing I'm talking about and other people are not. It's weird."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
Get the Weird mug.I'm not letting you abscond with my work and I'm not lifting a finger to get my fuck money. Bring it here and bring it here now, or explain to the parents why monetizing my work to spite me was more important to you than their kids life you fucking vermin.
Hym "No, bitch. I'm not doing it. Whoever is telling you that you don't have to pay my must love child murder as much as I do because there is absolutely 0 chance I am going to let you abscond with my work without paying me."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the No, bitch mug.I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.
Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Female psychopathy mug.Hym "Mostly because you've been saying it. I know what the answer is. The right answer at least. Why do this? Seriously. You have make it clear as day they have already told the truth. I was right. Jordan is having a fit because it was all true. Now, I have to sit here feeling like my brain is going to bust out of my skull and for what? To keep the other dr3gs from getting ideas that you can't steal? Keep the YouTube freaks from having to participate in the lives they profit from?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the I know what the answer is mug.To say that people only watched the movie because it was associated with DC is to ignore the fact that DC doesn't have a good track record in terms of movies and outside of the Dark Knight trilogy; nobody liked those movies.
Hym "Outside of the Christopher Nolan movies DC doesn't have a good track record. Even with the popularity of the Avengers movie Superhero films are still a niche demographic and there are still people who are averse to superhero movies and DIDN'T watch it for that reason. I loved the Man of Steel and anyone who has been reading long enough knows that Zack Snyder 'shared my vision' and I'll defend it to the grave but no one else really liked it. Nobody liked the Tim Burton Batman really. What would you say is the best DC film outside of the Dark Knight trilogy? Is it the one I wrote? Well? I would have said Man of Steel but I'm a solid 3rd place."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the DC mug.I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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