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Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”
Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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You ARE going to lie.

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Men

It's fine when it's men though isn't it?
Hym "I had to support a cripple that openly mocked me... And I have to support women who openly mock me but if women are be 'openly mocked' by a trans person just... existing? Unforgivable. And I'm not allowed mock the inert meat that mocked me. Fair. Fair and reasonable. You guys definitely deserve a paradisal eternity."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Apologize

I wouldn't even know to whom I should be apologizing nor for what I should be apologizing.
Hym "I'm sorry for openly stating that I totally see why people want and/or seek out to kill you and/or your kids (in the context of my experiences with people who are not me). I'm sorry that you are not an authority to which I can be held accountable. I'm sorry that your behavior is not the direct result of my behavior. To believe that YOUR BEHAVIOR... Is the result of my behavior... Is to insinuate that I somehow both control your behavior... And did it wrong in such an egregious fashion... That I now need to cede authority over my own behavior... To you... Indefinitely... And, in contradictory fashion, I also DON'T control your behavior... Because I cannot and should not be able to stop you from behaving as you are now... Nor am I justified in seeking to affect your behavior... Because I'm only allow to control your behavior by doing things you don't like and then allowing you to use your behavior as social punishment... But I'm NOT ALLOWED to control your behavior by telling you what you can or cannot do... And I'm going to apologize one last time... Because... If you believe anything even VAGUELY ANALOGOUS to what I just said... You... ARE IN FACT... AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD! That is a Schrodinger's box-esque narcissistic delusion where I am both in control of how you behave and not in control of how you behave."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Shaddoll Support

NO! NOOOO! BUT I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!!
Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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BUT

If you want to identify in any way you want you are free to do so... "BUT," JORDAN! BUT! YOU HEAR THE "BUT" THERE FUCK-FACE!?

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? So.. They are LITERALLY DOING TO YOU (Overtly) what they are doing to ME (Covertly)... It's the exact same thing."

Dr. JeepJorp "But YOU deserve it! I don't!"

Hym "That's what people shriek in Hell, Jordan. Didn't I say that already? 'I dOn'T dEsErVe ThIs!' That's what you sound like. SHOULD SOMEONE INTERVENE, JORDAN? Is that why you're posting videos lamenting your fate? Is that a situation where someone should acknowledge that what is happening to you is wrong and intervene?
What happened to 'people have harder lives then you so you don't get to complain about the things that are happening to you,' Jordan? What happened to that? You dumb motherfucker. What happened? How about this: If you humble yourself... And grovel at my feet like the guy you turned away... THEN (and only then) will I intervene. Ask for me... BY NAME to intervene... And I will. How does that sound? Is that what should happen here? Should I sit here any wait to see what you'll do and then after you do it say do myself 'Oh, shit... So that what he was going to do about it...' Is that what I should do? What's the correct response to you problem here, Jordan? Should I sign up for your Patreon and contribute to you 80,000 a month? How about I join Spotify and buy Joe Rogan's daughters some clothes? Is that gonna to do anything for you? Worse than the lobotomies in his custom made suit while going through the SAME EXACT THING I'M GOING THROUGH... EXCEPT with less support and less FREE money. Because the money you get from your sycophants is FREE money that you DIDN'T EARN OR WORK FOR, you fucking hack. But no. Go ahead. Teach ME a comsic lesson about the shit that I say. No? Nothing? No lesson here to be learned here by me? Didn't think so."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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