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Thief

Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Node

Russ seemed to like that one. That wasn't you.
Hym "None of the stuff I'm lauded for is you! The node thing was me. I may be a thief but I'm not a goddamn plagiarist!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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Greenland

And Korea! The south one! Kim Jong Un would HATE that! And make ME the governor! He would REALLY hate that!
Hym "I'm fine with that actually, yeah. Greenland. Canada. Korea. Gobble 'em up. New America 1, 2, and 3. Do it today!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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This isn't one of those times

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.
Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
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The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.
Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Hubris

And it's important to remember...
Hym "Not to let our hubris get the better of us. Lest we end up like Kira."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Fraud

If you have to play weasel-words to skirt around the question of whether of not you believe in God YOU'RE the fucking fraud. You uno reverse card shit only works on your sycophants.
Hym "No. You're the fraud. The answer is 'No.' You believe YOU are correct. And YOU believe in this sort of inter-subjective God where ANY motivational force is God, TO YOU, subjectively, and that you can and SHOULD change 'what constitutes your God.' And, even more specifically, that the Judeo-Christian ethos is the optimal God-Widget that everyone should worship. And you're literally using your words to control how you're conceptualized. Double fraud."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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