Hym Iam's definitions

Mmr

Matchmaking Rank

Hym "Since you wanted to say something and since your CLEARLY don't understand how Mmr works (With your useless inferior mind) I'll explain it to you in simple terms. You noticed that but did you notice that I'm ALWAYS the first on the list? That's because I'm playing with someone else who's rank is lower then mine. Which means I'm ALWAYS the best person on my team. By default. So, because I have this other person with me the mmr system filled the other positions with people worse them me and then I have to try to carry them to victory because WITHOUT ME ON THE TEAM THEY LITERALLY WON'T PLAY AGAINST PLAYERS AS GOOD AS ME. They'll get match with players at their level. I'm doing pull-up with a 100×person weights. I climb as fast as a pro when I'm alone. I'm actively trying to carry someone else to a hugher level. It's harder than just winning. If I'm the worse person on EITHER TEAM my team will win so easily the game wouldn't even be fun. Because for someone to actually be better than me they need to be a professional AND play every day."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Smoldering Glare

What is that shit women be doing sometimes? The fuck is YOU lookin at bitch!?

Some chick *Smoldering Glare*

Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2023

Anatoly

Hey Joe, have you seen the guy who dresses up like a janitor and goes up to dudes lifting like a crazy amount of weight at the gym?

Hym "It's nuts! He calls himself Anatoly the janitor and he walks up to guys and he's like the kind of short skinny guy... But secretly he's like a world class power lifter and he is out there blows these guys minds! They try to dissuade him from doing it like "no it's too much!" And then he lifts it with ease and they're like "what the actual fuck is happening right now!?" How is he DOING that!? He is so much smaller and so much stronger that all of those guys! How does he do that!? What kind of training does he do to get like that!? I have to know! That shit is necessary knowledge."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2024

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Irritating

I genuinely don't think you understand how what you're doing is.

Hym "You really have know idea how irritating that is. Maddening really. Seriously."

Iam "That's just how people are."

Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Israel

The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.

A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"

Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Lost

Wrong and dumb. The absence of something at insemination is not the subtraction of something and you're conflating the two.

Hym "Wrong. Sure sometimes they have lost a parent. The gay parents either bought child components or adopted. And sometimes the REASON the child no long has parents (in the case of adoption) is 'an act of God' and the choice is between -2 parents and +2 parents (indefinitely). And I imagine there are a lot of children who go unadopted. Really. These fucking natalist breeders are so fucking desperate to artificially inflate the value of their lives and then lord over everyone for all of eternity it is insane."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025