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Trumpliscious

When something has a reputation for being great in ignorant circles, but is actually shitty.
Bobo made some totally Trumpliscious comments to that beautiful woke woman, and it got him slapped.
by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017
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Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018
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Hozart

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.
by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017
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Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.
by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.
Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.
by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017
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synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.
Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.
by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017
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Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017
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