HumaneAnimal's definitions

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

Hexxon

Witches’ broom fueling station.

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017

trannyscendent

While mildly confused or lacking understanding about transsexuals, being over it and treating them with the dignity and respect human beings deserve.

Donald Trump needs a trannyscendent coach.

by HumaneAnimal October 11, 2017

Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Dranksgiving

Alcohol enhanced Thanksgiving.

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.

by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017

snackpetizer

Snack food eaten as an appetizer.

Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.

by HumaneAnimal May 2, 2018