HumaneAnimal's definitions

Autohobile

A pimp's car.

The pimp's autohobile was a baby blue low rider.

by HumaneAnimal July 30, 2017

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

Unfridge

Similar to defrosting something, unfridging means to take something from the refrigerator and bring it to room temperature.

Bobo, unfridge that leftover pizza! I want room temperature cheese!

by HumaneAnimal June 15, 2018

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018