HumaneAnimal's definitions

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Skanksgiving

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.

Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Merry Pissmas

What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.

Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!

by HumaneAnimal December 8, 2017

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

peeincarnation

When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.

Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Hersday

Thursday with a girlfriend.

Bobo isn’t free on Hersday cuz of his hunny do list.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017