HumaneAnimal's definitions

Duddha

Buddha-Duder hybrid.

Duddha smokes his herb to help his meditation.

by HumaneAnimal October 15, 2020

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

BS squared

Bullshitting about bullshit.

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal June 8, 2018

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017