HumaneAnimal's definitions

Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal June 8, 2018

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Duddha

Buddha-Duder hybrid.

Duddha smokes his herb to help his meditation.

by HumaneAnimal October 15, 2020

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017