Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 04, 2017

Hexxon

Witches’ broom fueling station.

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Googley

What you call Google when it acts stupid.

Bobo’s GPS led him astray by 10 miles, thanks to Googley Maps.

by HumaneAnimal December 05, 2017

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal May 21, 2018