HumaneAnimal's definitions

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal June 8, 2018

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Hercushionist

When you play her boobs, butt, or belly like a percussionist.

Bobo laid down some tribal beats on his girlfriend’s ass and titties. He is a talented hercushionist.

by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018

Hersday

Thursday with a girlfriend.

Bobo isn’t free on Hersday cuz of his hunny do list.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017