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Halloweenie

Holiday celebrated with “dick or treat”, and many latex ghost and birthday suit costumes.
Bobo texted his usual booty call to see if she wanted to have a Halloweenie party.
by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017
mugGet the Halloweeniemug.

synchropissity

Bobo shouldn’t have voted for Trump if he wanted to avoid all of the political synchropissity that followed.
by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017
mugGet the synchropissitymug.

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.
Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.
by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017
mugGet the Recembermug.

synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.
Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.
by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017
mugGet the synchropissitymug.

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.
Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.
by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017
mugGet the Proasstinationmug.

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.
Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.
by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017
mugGet the Wanksgivingmug.

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.
I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.
by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017
mugGet the Poo poo plattermug.

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