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When a man or a woman’s husband engages in cuckoldry with another man.
Ben came home early from the office one night only to witness his husband engaging in cockoldry with his neighbor Dale.
by Hulk19 October 20, 2020
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When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
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a threesome with two Irish guys.
Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.
by Hulk19 June 18, 2020
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Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
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Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
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Something that is painfully slow.
Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!
by Hulk19 September 27, 2018
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Razaten: a German verb meaning to drink beer while masturbating. The conjugation is shown below.

Ich razate
Du razatest
Er razatet
Wir razaten
Ihr razatet
Sie razaten

Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
Medzhnun: How are you doing today Philip?
Philip: Not so great. Marc caught me in the living room razaten while watching The View.
by Hulk19 July 25, 2017
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