1 definition by Huf_Money

steakhouse

When a person eats so much that they have a bowel movement after their meal. In some cases, the steakhouser gets diarrhea or vomits and blames the place of business for food poisoning. They didn't get food poisoned, they just ate so much food that the new food in their system pushed the old food being digested, through their colon into their rectum. Most people that steakhouse believe that defecating 3 or more times a day after meals is a healthy practice, while its a well known fact that it is very unhealthy. Look it up. Steakhousers are usually the embarrassing people of the group that eat way too much and give off a barbaric feeling to their friends.

"I just took a huge crap and destroyed the toilet. I think I might have food poisoning."
"No, you just steakhoused you stupid piece of shit."

by Huf_Money December 27, 2013