1 definition by Hoomboog
An epic anti-hipster instaorgasmicman that is able to get what he wants, when he wants it. He is fond of a British accent, if he doesn't already have one. He makes all the ladies love him with his socially awkward and geeky personality, but amazing fashion sense and abs. All the guys think he is god. And worship him.
Girl 1- is that... Rollo?
Girl 2- did you just say rollo?
Girl 1- yes-
Girl 2- OH MY GOD HE IS AMAZING. IM CUMMING EVERYWHERE HE IS SO SEXY OM NOM NOM NOM
Girl 1- Stop chewing on my couch cushions!
Girl 2- did you just say rollo?
Girl 1- yes-
Girl 2- OH MY GOD HE IS AMAZING. IM CUMMING EVERYWHERE HE IS SO SEXY OM NOM NOM NOM
Girl 1- Stop chewing on my couch cushions!
by Hoomboog January 8, 2013