Hog1's definitions

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 3, 2004

hot leg

1)(v) to quitely relieve oneself on the leg of another patron in a crowded bar.

Steve: "Christ, the line for the pisser is 10 miles long."
Carl: "Looks like someone is gettng a hot leg."
Steve: "Shithouse. You're right."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

snakes on a plane

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.

Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson

by Hog1 September 13, 2008

tax babe

1) Hottie who is learned in the ways of tax policy.

2) Liz Liebschutz

Steve: "Did you see that chick on C-Span in the red suit?"
Carl: "Yeah. That's Sheila's friend Liz. Total tax babe."
Steve: "Seriously. She's a perfect 1040."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

brewdawg

1) a beer; usually preceded by the verb "rip".

plural: brewdawgs

Steve: "What are you doing tonight?"
Carl: "Sheila and I are going to Selib's to rip a few brewdawgs."
Steve: "Sweet."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

studybot

1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Elizan Garcia

Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."

Carl: "She's a total studybot."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

sandyhandy

1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.

Steve: "How was the shore?"
Carl: "Sweet."
Steve: "You hook?"
Carl: "Yeah, with Sheila."
Steve: "Did you 'oh-baby-yeah'?"
Carl: "No. But she gave me a sandyhandy."
Steve: "Yikes. That had to feel good. Sike."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003