12 definitions by Hobo2
The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.
by Hobo2 March 31, 2006
The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot behind the Flying J Truck Stop.
by Hobo2 January 1, 2006
The sexual climax achieved by integration of vegetables into masturbation or other consensual sexual activity.
Diane stood in the produce aisle contemplating how her next vegasm would arrive: cucumber, carrot, or eggplant?
by Hobo2 October 25, 2007
The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.
by Hobo2 January 3, 2006
The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.
by Hobo2 March 22, 2007
by Hobo2 February 1, 2006
Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.
by Hobo2 January 30, 2006