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Sean Kingston

A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008
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Lil' Wayne

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.
Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!
by HateMainstreamMusic September 30, 2008
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Jojo

(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.
On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!
by HateMainstreamMusic April 29, 2008
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Miley Cyrus

(n.) countable
Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
1)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!

Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)

2)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...

Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
by HateMainstreamMusic July 27, 2008
mugGet the Miley Cyrusmug.

Pontiac

Horrible car manufacturer, a wretched division of GM (Chevy, Buick, Caddie, GMC, Saturn and Daewoo/Opel/Holden also shares the same reputation as piles of hog shits, with the exceptions of Hummer and Saab). Avoid Pontiac at all costs; has engine/trasmission failure, glitches, fugly looking car with bad engineering, followed by liable warranty that may amaze you in your dreams. Drive the car and you will see how crappy the Ponties are. Especially with minivans and SUVS.
Owner #1: I bought my Pontiac Montana today! It is spacious, good and big.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.
by HateMainstreamMusic April 30, 2008
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Somari

Shitty bootleg game - poor combination of Mario and Sonic. Mario wears Sonic shoes and replaces Sonic as the game character.
Pirated shit that is made in China, never made for quality; one of the main issues of China as the country's economic growth. Another proof that China has no originality, and just churns out pieces of shits.
Somari is just Mario with the name SOnic + MARIo. The control sucks shit. I had collected over 50 rings several times and I'm still dying! The creator of this game should be crucified, or get killed by 300 SPARTANS!
by HateMainstreamMusic August 2, 2008
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Baby Boy Da Prince

Another faggot from Deep South. Perfect example of lesser known southern crap rap, just like DJ Khaled, and a notch below Soulja Boy and Dem Franchise Boyz. Known for crappy song "Naw Meen" (probablly means you know what I mean?)
Naw Meen!... Fucking Baby Boy Da Prince
by HateMainstreamMusic April 25, 2008
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