Definitions by Haragorn

Drag Race 

A race between men in dresses and heels. The actual length of the race can vary, but the racers tend to be very slow.

I went to see the drag race the other day. It was not what I expected.

Drag Race by Haragorn May 16, 2011

Arrrr!-cynic

A drug involving cynicism and pirates.

Arrrr!-cynic, while potentially lethal, makes for some fun times.

Arrrr!-cynic by Haragorn August 28, 2010

Shoot a pickle jar into space 

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.

William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

Shoot a pickle jar into space by Haragorn February 22, 2010

steal an attack walrus 

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

steal an attack walrus by Haragorn August 22, 2009

Cupcakes 

A girl's breasts.

Rob grabbed Tori's cupcakes. "Oh, Tori, I love your cupcakes! They're so soft and smooth! They're the biggest cupcakes I've ever seen! I just wanna lick all over them... After taking off any covering, of course. If you want, I can put some icing on them..."

Cupcakes by Haragorn April 6, 2009