GullibleZine's definitions

Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2006

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Louded

Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.

by GullibleZine February 20, 2007

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

williamsbeard

A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.

"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."

"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."

"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."

by GullibleZine June 28, 2008

Hood Vision

When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.

Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.

by GullibleZine August 31, 2006