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Definitions by GullibleZine

paypal walk of shame 

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
paypal walk of shame by gulliblezine September 7, 2010

Bazy Critch 

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."
My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.
Bazy Critch by GullibleZine May 4, 2009

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
Choad Mosey by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Cincinnati Splitter 

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
Cincinnati Splitter by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

blowing off a log 

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
blowing off a log by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

omen fart 

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
omen fart by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

Swooshbag 

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 21, 2008