muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 25, 2008

foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.

"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."

by GullibleZine June 22, 2008

Swooshbag

Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.

Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 18, 2008

Lowded

Also "Louded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too lowded.

by GullibleZine February 20, 2007

Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 04, 2009

paypal walk of shame

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.

I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.

by gulliblezine September 07, 2010