GullibleZine's definitions

Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.

H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!

by GullibleZine August 18, 2007

ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

by GullibleZine January 10, 2007

Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

by GullibleZine October 16, 2006

Sky Rat

A pigeon. Also known as an air rat.

Man, I spilled my popcorn in front of the park bench, and all of these goddamned sky rats swooped on in!

by GullibleZine August 5, 2006

Hood Vision

When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.

Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.

by GullibleZine August 31, 2006

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

Truche

A combination of "true," and "touche." A way of saying "I'm wrong, you're right."
Pronounced "True-shay."

"Fuck man, the toaster's broken!"
"It's not plugged in."
"Truche."

by GullibleZine November 6, 2006