GullibleZine's definitions

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

by GullibleZine October 5, 2007

Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2006

Louded

Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.

by GullibleZine February 20, 2007

Spock Rocker

Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.

A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.

Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.

The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.

There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.

Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.

Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!

by GullibleZine August 14, 2006