Graham's definitions

pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

by Graham September 15, 2004

thunderbox

A box built for shitting in. Often found on campsite grounds.

I really let loose with a storm of poop on the thunderbox.

by Graham February 1, 2004

general studies

A load of crap learnt in sixth form colleges. covering religon, art, literature, science and maths

"Are you going to general studies?"
"No General Studies Is Crap!!!"

by Graham October 20, 2003

Slop-Can

A messy or disorganized person.

"Hey slop-can! Your room is a mess!"

by Graham December 10, 2003

jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

by graham January 27, 2003

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

by Graham November 24, 2003

willybollocks

ment as an insult.

William Bullock

by Graham June 4, 2003