Graham's definitions

Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

by Graham January 19, 2004

frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens

How you doing?
"Frrd"

by Graham September 15, 2004

Cained

When someone is really, really stonned

Shit, I'm well cained!

by Graham June 4, 2004

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

vangie

Slang shortform of 'evangelism'. Used as a noun describing the act of 'reaching out', talking to strangers in public about Jesus Christ, or their faith.

'So Rich, are you up for doing some vangie tonight on Tooting Broadway after work?

by Graham January 10, 2005

general studies

A load of crap learnt in sixth form colleges. covering religon, art, literature, science and maths

"Are you going to general studies?"
"No General Studies Is Crap!!!"

by Graham October 20, 2003

jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

by graham January 27, 2003