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pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers
Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"
by Graham September 15, 2004
mugGet the pikostmug.

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.
He pumped my back with the n00b cannon
by Graham October 20, 2003
mugGet the n00b cannonmug.

intactivist

A person who participates in an activist group or as an individual for the rights of children to remain genitally intact retaining their foreskin the frenulum and ridged band also called Taylor's band
As an intactivist Billy fights to end medically unnecessary infant circumcision through education of the public and government.
by Graham January 3, 2004
mugGet the intactivistmug.

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.
Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.
by Graham January 3, 2004
mugGet the ridged bandmug.

frenulum

The erogenous teather of the ridged band also called Taylor's band to the frenular delta and glans penis. Provides sexual pleasure when stretched by retracting the foreskin also serves to keep the foreskin forward protecting the glans penis and meatus.
When the penis becomes erect the traction on the frenulum provides extreme pleasure for the male.
by Graham January 3, 2004
mugGet the frenulummug.

willybollocks

ment as an insult.
by Graham June 4, 2003
mugGet the willybollocksmug.

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring
'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.
by Graham November 24, 2003
mugGet the swizzed (to feel)mug.

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