Graham's definitions

general studies

A load of crap learnt in sixth form colleges. covering religon, art, literature, science and maths

"Are you going to general studies?"
"No General Studies Is Crap!!!"

by Graham October 20, 2003

playa

Common greeting between friends who get all the ladies

"Wuttup PLAYA!?

by Graham January 31, 2004

pikost

Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers

Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"

by Graham September 15, 2004

hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

by Graham April 11, 2005

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 3, 2004