11 definitions by Goldengamingod

pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.

The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.

Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.

by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010