2 definitions by Gladeye
An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.
Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."
by Gladeye November 24, 2013
Those rich suburban fuckers who like to look chill, relaxed, and nostalgic for their useless east coast baseball team by wearing a $120 cap.
"That rich fuck thinks he's keeping it real, wearing those saggy shorts and designer t-shirt. Typical cap head."
by Gladeye November 18, 2013