5 definitions by Gilgabob
A person who loves, praises and worships Super Smash Bros. Melee till the day they die. Most often these type of people refuse to give credit or even play the other Smash games because of reasons such as "no wavedashing", "it's too slow", "you can't shine spike", and other reasons that prevent them from enjoying the other games. They make it clear that Melee is "the only true experience of Smash" for how broken the system is. They can't accept playing more stable, proper systems of Smash, and when they do play the other games, they generally blame their skill on the fact that there is no wavedashing.
Person 1: "Hey would you like to play some Smash 4 or Brawl?"
Person 2: "Ew why would I play those games? They don't have wavedashing and dash dancing isn't the same! They're not even as fast! Those games are for filthy casuals!"
Person 1: "Oh so you're a Meleefag..." filthy casuals Brawl
Person 2: "Ew why would I play those games? They don't have wavedashing and dash dancing isn't the same! They're not even as fast! Those games are for filthy casuals!"
Person 1: "Oh so you're a Meleefag..." filthy casuals Brawl
by Gilgabob September 2, 2015
by Gilgabob February 19, 2016
A character in a fighting game that is the one, the only, the poster boy/girl, the main character, the one everyone can play, the one who everyone likes, the one that is the jack of all trades, the one intentionally made to be beginner friendly, the one that is fundamentally sound in gameplay, the one that is ideal to learn the game with, the one that immediately comes to mind when you think of the game, the one you would recommend new players to pick up. Examples include:
Ryu from Street Fighter
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Lars from Tekken (not poster boy/main character)
Ky from Guilty Gear
Kasumi from Dead or Alive
Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur
Ragna from Blazblue
Ryu from Street Fighter
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Lars from Tekken (not poster boy/main character)
Ky from Guilty Gear
Kasumi from Dead or Alive
Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur
Ragna from Blazblue
A: I need someone to play in Street Fighter, who do you recommend?
B: Play Ryu, he's the basic bitch of the game. He'll teach you everything you need to know though.
B: Play Ryu, he's the basic bitch of the game. He'll teach you everything you need to know though.
by Gilgabob March 18, 2019
by Gilgabob August 12, 2014
A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 2, 2019