6 definitions by Ghostington

Kazoodick

The imaginary sound a guy's dick makes when getting hard or soft depending on hearing good or bad news.

I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.

I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.

by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Follow-upper

Someone that tries to date a girl after you have dumped her.

That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Cardi-No

The term someone uses who is strongly opposed to cardio exercise.

I stayed home and ordered pizza while my girl went to the gym to do some cardi-no.

by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Crustings

Any unwanted leavings of any kind.

Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

by Ghostington September 5, 2021