Getz's definitions

dubcap

Shiny plastic wheel cover/ hubcap sold at k-mart, pep boys etc. Put on cars to attempt to show your car isnt as big of a peice of sh*t as it seems.

He slapped some wicked dubcaps on his 87 Civic, and by wicked i mean really really gay.

by Getz December 23, 2003

time traveling

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

by Getz December 23, 2003

meatwave

An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party

When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.

by Getz May 3, 2004

Chippos

Delightful moniker for Pepperidge Farm Party Mix served at TGI Fridays Bar. The name hence given to our monday night football crew at Fridays because our excessive indulgence in the salty snack.

Yo Tom, can we get some Chippos?

by Getz December 23, 2003

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Bloodeye

The guy at fridays who had a bloody eye.

Jay: "Wheres bloodeye?"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004