Getz's definitions

Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004

Bloodeye

The guy at fridays who had a bloody eye.

Jay: "Wheres bloodeye?"

by Getz December 23, 2003

FEED

Random drunk text message achieved when a phone, equiped with predictive typing, has the number 3 key pushed 4 times in succession.

Press: 3-3-3-3 = FEED

by Getz July 19, 2004

Twatsy

1) Random drunk text message sent out between the hours of 11pm and 3am

2) Random nickname for select females

At 1am, i opened up my phone and saw the Core texted me "TWATSY" even though hes standing right next to me.

by Getz July 19, 2004

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

dubcap

Shiny plastic wheel cover/ hubcap sold at k-mart, pep boys etc. Put on cars to attempt to show your car isnt as big of a peice of sh*t as it seems.

He slapped some wicked dubcaps on his 87 Civic, and by wicked i mean really really gay.

by Getz December 23, 2003

ookie cookie

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk

Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!

by Getz December 23, 2003