15 definitions by George Vespe

Gay Farmer

Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.

"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"

by George Vespe May 8, 2008

Whelk

A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.

With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.

by George Vespe May 10, 2008

Dinner in the Danube Delta

To perform oral sex on a very wet eastern European woman.

Svetlana invited me to dinner in the Danube Delta, and I had to breathe through my ears.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

Bocky

Yorkshire dialect; crooked or wonky.

She 'as a reet bocky nose.

by George Vespe April 28, 2008

Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

by George Vespe May 6, 2008

Squid Rampant

A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.

After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.

by George Vespe May 1, 2008

Hort

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

by George Vespe May 7, 2008