5 definitions by GarretJohnson
Hubabongmongulasuari are monstrosities of breasts that provoke fear even in the most obsessed boob lovers. They can get big enough to crush an average adults skull, and can create a crushing force of 3,700 pounds per square inch, roughly the same as a large crocodile. If you see hubabongmongulasuari, you must run away. It may be hazardous to your safety or health.
Owen Wilson: “WOW! Did you see those hubabongmongulasuari?! Those things could go chest-to-jaw with a croc!”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
Bonkulamingi is a sub term for bangdanghankaroos and is the word used to describe breasts, of any gender, that are too small to be labelled as bangdanghankaroos. Though smaller in size, bonkulamingi are still very firm and squishy to the touch, they are just smaller in volume. One doctor even went as far to state they taste better then their bigger counterparts... what kind of doctor says that anyways?
Doctor: “Ms. Warner, your bonkulamingi seem to be healthy, but they have a slight taste of sugar and coconut.”
Ms. Warner: “Doctor, may I ask why you had to do a taste test?”
Ms. Warner: “Doctor, may I ask why you had to do a taste test?”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
Another term typically used to describe the breasts of a woman, bangdanghankaroos are usually large in size, firm yet squishy to the touch, and also have a smooth texture (unless under cold circumstances). If the breasts are not big enough to be considered bangdanghankaroos, they are instead called bonkulamingi, and if they are too big, they are referred to hubabongmongulasuari. Men may also have each of these, and each is a normal occurrence. Though all forms of artificial bangdanghankaroos are referred to as muntunguligungi
“Wow! Jess, are those real bangdanghankaroos? Or are you one of those fakers with the muntunguligungi?”
“Shut up John, they are real. Why do you always assume girls are plastic?”
“Shut up John, they are real. Why do you always assume girls are plastic?”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.
Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
Being only a thing people who are self-conscious may consider, there is many procedures where augmentation to the chest area is used to increase chest size. Muntunguligungi is what the augmented breasts are called, and just like a thief wears a mask to hide or lie about their identity, muntunguligungi are fakers in the way that they hide one’s true chest. Muntunguligungi can cause an assortment of problems, many for the individual who has them, and few for the people who find out they are not real. However, many find muntunguligungi to be fine, because it may increase self-confidence, leading to a higher chance to partake in mating season. Thus, leading to growth of the species.
“I know you may have muntunguligungi, but I still love them and we should mate for survival”
“Yes, I appreciate your understanding of the situation, and we shall most definitely mate to repopulate the race.”
“Yes, I appreciate your understanding of the situation, and we shall most definitely mate to repopulate the race.”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018