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mistamarley

adj. or noun

a person who is, or to be, very open-minded, non-judgmental and trustworthy-- especially with regards to reefer use
No worries bro, Stymie is way mistamarley on the tokes deal even tho's he doan smokes hisself.
by galcoolest August 4, 2005
mugGet the mistamarleymug.

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
mugGet the tissue timemug.

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.
Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.
by galcoolest March 10, 2005
mugGet the tiletunermug.

cellular faux

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
mugGet the cellular fauxmug.

stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
mugGet the stumfrizzlemug.

phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
mugGet the phonyphonemug.

RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.
Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!
by Galcoolest February 25, 2005
mugGet the RazorRickmug.

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