stumbling

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.
Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.
by galcoolest July 29, 2005
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pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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blahbust

v. to stir up excitement or make a scene in public for laughs
var. n. blahbuster someone who is known to stir up excitement or make public scenes for laughs
var. adj. blahbusting a person or event that stirs up excitement or causes a scene that makes people laugh
Rinko dun hella blahbusted in Drenk's class today when evey'un seen him dun throwins a meannass honker rye in Sherise's dam hair- was classik, dude!

Terrence be a reg'lar blahbuster, bro- coun' his ass in for chillin with us dudes to-nigh, ya hear? Sumthin bitchin blahbusting dun bowna go down longas he be roun', sees ifs I ain't strate up on that faack, yo. Tenner down now, youz game on it, bro?
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
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Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
by Galcoolest February 28, 2005
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tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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cellular faux

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.
by galcoolest July 31, 2005
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doordrumming

v. Looking for a place to stay overnight or for a few a days. syn. couch surfing, seeking a mattress match.
Ya'll gotta word up fo Slim, he be wit zip comfie fo 2 now, an hella doordrummin' hees ass wit nuttin shakin' on down, po bro....
by galcoolest March 11, 2005
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