Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flippydaslasher

Soulja Boy

A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs

Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...

by Flippydaslasher December 9, 2007

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Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

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Giggles

A cute chipmunk in Happy Tree Friends

The Fall Out Boy (Carpal Tunnel of Love) Giggles got stabbed in the face with a pole (No Lying!)

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

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Link

He was the hero of time in Hyrule
In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)

Link, Zelda, and Medli could have a kick ass three way!

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

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Candy

1)A sugary substance that tastes good
2)What children eat when they don't have acess to crack

Kid: Hey guys my dad didn't have any crack that I could steal today
Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

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