Flatulent_Jarvis's definitions

Chunky Pus

When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.

A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Light up Skechers

Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. 🏃 ♂️🏃🏼🏃 ♀️

Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Yapyap the Destroyer

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

🥝

Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Rotund

Being a plump boi

OMG, Wasim is so rotund!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Thermonuclear Bubble

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020