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Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Prince of Nigeriamug. Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.
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by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Yapyap the Destroyermug. 
The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kitmug. An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
Get the Unpaid Child Supportmug. The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Thermonuclear Bubblemug. When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
Get the Chunky Pusmug.