Definitions by Flatulent_Jarvis

Audible Dogfart 

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

Audible Dogfart by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

Rotund

Being a plump boi

OMG, Wasim is so rotund!

Rotund by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Chunky Pus

When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.

A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.

Chunky Pus by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Light up Skechers 

Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. 🏃 ♂️🏃🏼🏃 ♀️

Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.

Light up Skechers by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Unpaid Child Support 

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!

I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!

Unpaid Child Support by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Mouth Hairs 

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

Mouth Hairs by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Prince of Nigeria 

Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.

Congratulations! You have inherited the fortune of the Prince of Nigeria!

Prince of Nigeria by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020