4 definitions by FairladyZ

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 5, 2015
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Any vehicle which has more money and or work in the drivetrain than the actual value of the car itself. The body and or interior must also be in a state of disarray. Finally the vehicle must be faster than one would normally expect it to be based of its appearance. Also the owner of the vehicle usually conceals the true setup/power output of the engine.
Nick : Oh damn, looks like Chris is gonna race that Beater Bomb from Virginia tonight.

Jake: Yea I heard that, word is the beater bomb is getting the hit on Chris's supra.

Nick: He better be careful doin that, I think the beater bomb has a 383 lsx with a 93mm Borg Warner at like 29psi.

Jake: I heard that too, that car looks like shit but it's quick. Plus he tells everybody it's just a 5.3 truck motor with with an 88 precision on it. You never know with them beater bombs dude.

Nick: True that man.
by FairladyZ February 5, 2015
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A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
by FairladyZ February 5, 2015
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A verb describing the act of being stabbed or getting stuck and dying or being put out of commission.
Sean: Yo, did you hear about lil' trice?
Ray: Nah what he do?
Sean: Homie was walking back from store and he got rubbed by some ruthless stick up boys from the west side.

Ray: Damn son, that's real fucked up. Is he alright?
Sean: Hell no brah, he was DOA up at mersy hospital.

Ray: Oh shit. That's some weak-ass BS. Them boys need to get got for that shit. Trece was my boy since like 3rd grade. We go back son.
by FairladyZ February 6, 2015
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