EqualsPeach's definitions

Damn the Patriots

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.

Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!

by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019

in other news

(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.

Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.

Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.

Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)

by EqualsPeach November 18, 2017

Nintendo

(proper noun) The game company famous for milking your nostalgia for cold hard cash, which led to 10 Mario Parties, 8 Mario Karts, countless sports games, and New Super Luigi U.

1- So what do you wanna play next? Mario Party 19? Mario Kart 12? Mario Sports Ultrahypermegamix? New Super Mario Bros. Y? Super Mario 5D World? Luigi's 4th Mansion?
2- (in his head) Ugh. Nintendo, can I catch a break already!?

by EqualsPeach May 19, 2016

Don't name your friends.

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by EqualsPeach June 8, 2016

OC the Hedgehog

(proper name) The general name for a user-created character in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. As the latest entry in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, chances are the character will be a hedgehog. Often used by a Sonic hater.

What's your animal's name? OC the Hedgehog?! HA-HA!

by EqualsPeach May 18, 2017

Splatoon

An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.

"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"

by EqualsPeach January 3, 2016

Movie Maker

(proper noun) Microsoft's flagship video editing program, completely free to download. It's super simple, but it'll get the job done. Just ask GradeAUnderA.

Why use After Effects when you can use Movie Maker?

by EqualsPeach June 24, 2016