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Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.
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A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
Get the Hammer and Sickle mug.Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.
2. A bad word.
Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.
2. A bad word.
Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>
Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Get the scientologist mug.Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman"
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.
Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.
Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.
Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
Get the French mug.The English charged across Sterling Bridge, where the Scots were waiting. The Scots charged the Sachsenach (Scotch Gaelic for english) from all sides, cutting their lines to pieces. The bridge broke under the weight of the retreating English soldiers. Humiliating defeat for England, triumph for Scotland.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
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