Definitions by El_Haggis

Napolean 

A transliteration of how they spell "Napoleon" in Russian. The two major figures opposed to the Russian Revolution, the liberal Kerensky and conservative Tsarist General Kornilov, were often called "The two Bonapartes" by the Bolsheviks.

Kerensky and Kornilov- Two Napoleans.
-"Oktabyr", by Russian filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein.

Napolean by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

neocon 

The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.

neocon by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Godwin's Law 

Made obsolete by the Neocons.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's law is now obsolete.

Godwin's Law by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Hammer and Sickle 

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.

Long live the Hammer and Sickle and the Proletariat Revolution!

Hammer and Sickle by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Aggie joke 

Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.

Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.

Ba-dum-bsssh

Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?

The ones who can't count and the ones who can.

Aggie joke by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Liberty Caps 

The hat worn by crazy French Revolutionaries, who were obsessed with the word "liberte'". The cap idea was stolen from the American Revolution, although they originate in Ancient Rome. They are often associated with the Freemasons, who played important roles in both revolutions.

Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries have become synonymous with Bushist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French.

Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs.

"A sea of red liberty caps swarmed about the guillotine." -Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"

Liberty Caps by El_Haggis September 8, 2006

Ann coulter

Bitch.

Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore

Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.

The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.

Ann Coulter is the ugly face of the neoconservatives.

Ann coulter by El_Haggis September 8, 2006