El_Haggis's definitions
The Germanic-speaking descendants of three tribes, the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes, who came from Denmark, northwestern Germany, and Holland, who settled in what are now England and southern Scotland in the fifth century, displacing the native Celts. Though they had close cultural ties with Scandinavia, they were on the recieving end of the Viking Raids from 793 to 1066, when the Anglo-Saxon government (now mostly under the control of Vikings) was annihilated by the Normans, a powerful group of French-speaking Vikings.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
Get the anglo-saxonmug. A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.
The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
Get the Frenchmug. Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the Edward Imug. (BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the Boston Stranglermug. by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
Get the neoconmug. Bitch.
Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore
Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.
The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.
Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore
Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives.
The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter.
by El_Haggis September 8, 2006
Get the Ann coultermug. Faux news
The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:
1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.
2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.
No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:
1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.
2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.
No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Get the fox newsmug.