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Definitions by El_Haggis

paris hilton 

Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
paris hilton by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Boston Strangler 

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.
The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.
Boston Strangler by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Scientology 

(SIYE-in-THAW-luh-gee)
A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.

Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!

Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.

So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:

Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>

Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
Scientology by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

William Wallace 

The brave scot who triumphed over Prou' Edward Longshanks and his English cronies at the Battle of Sterling Bridge. He was soon defeated at the Battle of Falkirk, mostly do to snoody Edward buying all of his allies.
Contrary to Braveheart, William Wallace did not have a mullet.
William Wallace by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
Arguably the worst English king in history, famous for having his arse whooped in battles such as Sterling Bridge and Bannockburn.

Here is a list of some of the peoples he opressed and murdered:
The Welsh
The Jews
The Scots
The Clergy
The Nobles
The Peasants
King Edward I: a midieval version of Adolf Hitler.
Edward I by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

UBERMENSCH 

Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman"
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.

Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.
Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.
UBERMENSCH by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Viking Ship 

Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.

Some facts about Viking longships:

Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!

A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".

They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.

Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
Without the Viking Ship, there would be no Vikings.
Viking Ship by El_Haggis September 9, 2006