Ejvind's definitions

shitmermaid

A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.

"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"

"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."

by Ejvind September 23, 2016

Damonated

For one's argument to become invalid based on lack of knowledgeable information source or no source at all.
Stems from a video clip of Matt Damon damonating a cameraman.

You can't tell me how you learned that 87% of all statistics on the internet are made up? You just got Damonated. Your argument is now invalid.

by Ejvind August 2, 2011