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A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.
"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"

"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."
by Ejvind February 8, 2016
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For one's argument to become invalid based on lack of knowledgeable information source or no source at all.
Stems from a video clip of Matt Damon damonating a cameraman.
You can't tell me how you learned that 87% of all statistics on the internet are made up? You just got Damonated. Your argument is now invalid.
by Ejvind August 2, 2011
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