7 definitions by ERhardons
The act of urinating semi sold orange piss into the rim of a new evac toilet lid.
Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.
(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.
(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Ben "Fucking hell that cunts done a ER Toilet Rim Filler"
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
"I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain"
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
When your xrp portfolio completely crashes after a double Falklands Trip and you have no money to feed your kids.
"look at poor Tom he has been gone for 5-6 months with nothing to show for it after his xrp crashed "
"Rumour is he hanging around The Metro centre sucking Dick for XRP"
"Rumour is he hanging around The Metro centre sucking Dick for XRP"
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
When the ETO with mummy issues run's out of Danfoss spares and is willing to take anyones dick in his mouth for spare parts. As long as he can keep his eyes closed.
Dave ETO " Hi Tom I have ran out of those KFR seals, I thought I had a box full "
Tom 2/E " It just so happens I have a box full, on your knee's you piece of shit its Dick for Danfoss time"
Tom 2/E " It just so happens I have a box full, on your knee's you piece of shit its Dick for Danfoss time"
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "
by ERhardons March 20, 2021
This is when a engine room alarm goes off at the lunch table and you spit in the duty engineers lunch.
" Did you hear? When that cunt 2nd got a alarm I gobbed all over his pork chop, proper Dirty Des ' d him like"
by ERhardons March 21, 2021