Duffman's definitions

chib

Verb - To stab.

"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."

by Duffman September 25, 2003

merryandpippinrock

i am cool

merryandpippinrock's is teh coolest

by duffman October 19, 2003

Ethopian Catapult

The act of ejaculating into a black woman's ass while in the doggy style position.

Rufus was an expert at giving his hos the ethiopian catapult.

by duffman July 8, 2004

beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003

knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

cunty chops

Someone who looks a little down in the dumps.

"Hey, cunty chops, cheer up"

by Duffman September 25, 2003

Kieth Donato

1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.

"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"

"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"

by Duffman November 18, 2004