10 definitions by Dispatch Kick Ass

loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Sensitive

A quality girls say they need from a guy, hoping he, like millions of others, will cave in and start crying like a bitch and doing other sappy "sensitive things", like holding her hand and writing things for her.

See also: poetry

Josh became a sensitive guy for Andrea, so Luke and I beat him to shit.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

O.C.

(Orange county)
Some melodramatic soap opera popular with teenage girls

Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Dispatch

The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Wigger

A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.

See also: Eminem

There are too many wiggers at Dispatch Kick ass's school; he wants to run them over.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

root

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

snoopy groupie

A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.

A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.

See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.

Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004