2 definitions by DemonicSadisticKitten

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Irony in one word.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Me: Wanna know something ironic?
Person: Sure.
M: The word 'Hippopotomons--
P: OMG. Shut up.
M: Wait a sec... do you have it?
P: Have what?
M: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!
P: OMG STFU *desperately tries to cover ears and get away*
M: *Pries hands from ears and holding them down* Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!

by DemonicSadisticKitten March 26, 2018

Steven

Stevens tend to be attractive. They have a reputation for slightly to extremely mischievous behavior. Stevens don't like having a lot of work, as they prefer being free to do what they like. Once a Steven is determined to do something, they are dead set to complete their 'mission'. While they appear confident, Stevens are real softies inside. They are extremely caring, even if it doesn't seem like it.

Stevens tend to pick up on things rather quickly, whether it's memorizing a button combo for a video game or noticing a change in your demeanor. Even if you usually appear stoic.

Stevens are usually blunt and straight to the point. Almost never using tricks. If they do - it's puppy eyes. Definitely puppy eyes.

Person 1: "I think I'm in love."
Person 2: "How so?"
1: "Well, this person is very kind and caring. They always can tell when somethings wrong."
2: "It's Steven, isn't it?"

by DemonicSadisticKitten March 26, 2018