Deej's definitions

Hot-Carl

A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)

I insisted on being given a Hot-Carl, but my girlfriend thought it was too disgusting.

by deej February 18, 2005

james bond

Fictional British secret agent created by writer Ian Fleming in the 1950s. In 1962 the first Bond movie, Dr. No, was released. As of 2004 there have been 20 Bond movies (even more than that if you count the "unofficial" Bond movies like Casino Royale and Never Say Never Again) released, with even more in production. Bond is known all over the world for using cool gadgets, driving fast cars, romancing beautiful women, and drinking vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred). Women want him, and men want to be him.

"My name is Bond, James Bond."

by Deej July 20, 2004

Apache

1. American indian tribe from what is now modern-day Arizona.

2. Nickname for the United States Army's AH-64 attack helicopter.

3. Popular, free web server.

The Apache attack helicopter has seen action in Operation Just Cause, Operation Desert Storm, and Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by Deej July 22, 2004

sconge

a penis that is 15-85% erect

I have a sconge going. She is sconge-worthy.

by Deej April 10, 2003

pizza

The tastiest thing to come out of Italy until Monica Bellucci came along.

There's nothing quite like a hot plate of pizza, a cold soft drink, and a good movie on the TV.

by Deej July 22, 2004

Rage Against the Machine

A leftist rap/rock group from the 1990s who sang about the evils of capitalism and corporate greed, then made millions and broke up over money. See also hypocrite

"Rage against the Machine was a popular band among spoiled college students and angst-ridden high schoolers."

by Deej July 16, 2004

cynic

A person who has an overall negative outlook on life, and believes that all people are motivated by selfishness.

A cynic is a person who, when he sees flowers, looks for a coffin.

by Deej July 24, 2004