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The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
by Davester75 October 14, 2013
Get the deucing it up mug.A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.
by Davester75 September 4, 2009
Get the Malaise mug.Stands for: Quit WithOut A Job. When you get so fed up with your current employer, you don't even secure a new job before quitting. You can optionally put in your 2 weeks notice then fuck off for the next two weeks, or just walk out. Nerdrage is possible in this scenario, but not required.
Mike: I heard Rick put in his notice?
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.
by Davester75 October 2, 2014
Get the QWOAJ mug.An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
by Davester75 July 4, 2012
Get the not my first rodeo mug.or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.
Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
by Davester75 December 27, 2014
Get the total boob recall mug.When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.
by Davester75 November 27, 2011
Get the Bathroom 180 mug.Stands for: Daily Dump On Company Time. Reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a shit. If you spend 10 minutes a day taking a crap at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).
Guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my DDOCT.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
by Davester75 April 19, 2016
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