Davester75's definitions

vaxxlash

The anger that people feel when they find out they've been lied to about vaccines, in general. They've either had a bad reaction, or know a friend or loved one who has. Combined with the constant propagandizing about the vaccine and booster, especially in children has worn people down, and people are getting sick of it.

Steve: Did you hear about Jason's wife? She got her 2nd dose and became paralyzed.
Bob: The vaxxlash is coming soon, my friend, the amount of fraud we were sold here is astronomical.

by Davester75 February 25, 2022

DDOCT

Stands for: Daily Dump On Company Time. Reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a shit. If you spend 10 minutes a day taking a crap at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).

Guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my DDOCT.

Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.

by Davester75 April 19, 2016

QWOAJ

Stands for: Quit WithOut A Job. When you get so fed up with your current employer, you don't even secure a new job before quitting. You can optionally put in your 2 weeks notice then fuck off for the next two weeks, or just walk out. Nerdrage is possible in this scenario, but not required.

Mike: I heard Rick put in his notice?
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.

by Davester75 October 2, 2014

cheap fake

(noun)
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.

Black, Lesbian, DEI hire White House Press Secretary: All 5 separate cell phone videos of Joe Biden "freezing up" were clearly doctored videos and we don't comment on cheap fake allegations

by Davester75 June 19, 2024

Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"

Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....

by Davester75 March 15, 2013

Bathroom 180

When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.

Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.

I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.

by Davester75 November 27, 2011

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014