16 definitions by Davester75
The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
by Davester75 October 15, 2013
A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
by Davester75 March 16, 2012
When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....
by Davester75 July 10, 2013
The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
by Davester75 March 16, 2013
or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.
Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
by Davester75 December 28, 2015
Stands for: Daily Dump On Company Time. Reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a shit. If you spend 10 minutes a day taking a crap at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).
Guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my DDOCT.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
by Davester75 January 8, 2016
An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
by Davester75 July 2, 2012