Davester75's definitions

learn to code

"Learn to code" is something that snarky journalists used to tell to actual skilled, blue collar laborers like coal miners. Who, through no fault of their own, ended up losing their jobs due to a certain administration. It was cool, and funny to say that to those people, on Twitter in 2012.
In 2019, when the same snarky journalists get laid off, and their twitter followers tell them to "learn to code" is a malicious, harassing term, that will not be tolerated by Twitter's terms of service and then result be a ban-able offense with zero tolerance.

SJW Journo: after 3 years of gender issues opinion commentary, I got laid off from Vox. I love my coworkers and thank them for this incredible journey
Twitter_rando: learn to code
SJW Journo: LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO VESUVIUS, REPORTED!!!!!
SJW Journo: I need my safe space!

by Davester75 January 28, 2019

Asians of Chaos

Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....

VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!

by Davester75 July 28, 2024

enema bag

A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.

That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.

by Davester75 August 1, 2012

have pronouns

As you browse your twitter feed, and stumble upon someone being outraged about something that appears rather innocuous. You check the twitter profile of some insane NPC or SJW of a random outrage brigade, to detect if they have gender pronouns in their profile description. If they do, they "have pronouns", and of course they are to be mocked and ignored. Usually they have random blue wave icons as their display name also.

NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*

by Davester75 October 28, 2018

Malaise

A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.

One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise

by Davester75 September 4, 2009

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

by Davester75 October 14, 2013

QWOAJ

Stands for: Quit WithOut A Job. When you get so fed up with your current employer, you don't even secure a new job before quitting. You can optionally put in your 2 weeks notice then fuck off for the next two weeks, or just walk out. Nerdrage is possible in this scenario, but not required.

Mike: I heard Rick put in his notice?
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.

by Davester75 October 2, 2014