Davester75's definitions
When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.
by Davester75 November 27, 2011
Get the Bathroom 180mug. Stands for: Quit WithOut A Job. When you get so fed up with your current employer, you don't even secure a new job before quitting. You can optionally put in your 2 weeks notice then fuck off for the next two weeks, or just walk out. Nerdrage is possible in this scenario, but not required.
Mike: I heard Rick put in his notice?
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.
by Davester75 October 2, 2014
Get the QWOAJmug. An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
by Davester75 July 4, 2012
Get the not my first rodeomug. or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.
Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
by Davester75 December 27, 2014
Get the total boob recallmug. The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
by Davester75 March 15, 2013
Get the Don't drone me, bro!mug. (noun)
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.
Black, Lesbian, DEI hire White House Press Secretary: All 5 separate cell phone videos of Joe Biden "freezing up" were clearly doctored videos and we don't comment on cheap fake allegations
by Davester75 June 19, 2024
Get the cheap fakemug. When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
by Davester75 June 18, 2012
Get the corzinedmug.