Davester75's definitions

Malaise

A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.

One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise

by Davester75 September 4, 2009

Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"

Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....

by Davester75 March 15, 2013

Cyprused

When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.

Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.

Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!

Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!

Hope he likes dog food.

by Davester75 March 31, 2013

QWOAJ

Stands for: Quit WithOut A Job. When you get so fed up with your current employer, you don't even secure a new job before quitting. You can optionally put in your 2 weeks notice then fuck off for the next two weeks, or just walk out. Nerdrage is possible in this scenario, but not required.

Mike: I heard Rick put in his notice?
Dwarf: That's the word on the street.
Mike: Did he QWOAJ? Effective immediately?
Dwarf: No, he's going to work at Publix and his last day is next Friday.

by Davester75 October 2, 2014

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014

have pronouns

As you browse your twitter feed, and stumble upon someone being outraged about something that appears rather innocuous. You check the twitter profile of some insane NPC or SJW of a random outrage brigade, to detect if they have gender pronouns in their profile description. If they do, they "have pronouns", and of course they are to be mocked and ignored. Usually they have random blue wave icons as their display name also.

NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*

by Davester75 October 28, 2018

learn to code

"Learn to code" is something that snarky journalists used to tell to actual skilled, blue collar laborers like coal miners. Who, through no fault of their own, ended up losing their jobs due to a certain administration. It was cool, and funny to say that to those people, on Twitter in 2012.
In 2019, when the same snarky journalists get laid off, and their twitter followers tell them to "learn to code" is a malicious, harassing term, that will not be tolerated by Twitter's terms of service and then result be a ban-able offense with zero tolerance.

SJW Journo: after 3 years of gender issues opinion commentary, I got laid off from Vox. I love my coworkers and thank them for this incredible journey
Twitter_rando: learn to code
SJW Journo: LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO VESUVIUS, REPORTED!!!!!
SJW Journo: I need my safe space!

by Davester75 January 28, 2019