15 definitions by Dassh

n00b

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?

by Dassh May 13, 2004

gmail

A service from Google that is NOT a joke. In fact, yahoo! just increased their e-mail services to store 100 megs on each account just to compete.

I g-mailed an entire album to myself and still had 300 megs of space remaining.

by Dassh June 17, 2004

Useful idiot

Term invented in Soviet Russia to describe people who blindly supported the likes of Lenin and Stalin while they committed atrocity after atrocity.

Today, it refers to brainwashed liberals and leftists the world over (usually college students that aren't necessarily idiots, but just misinformed, naive, and ignorant of facts due to being indoctrinated with liberal/socialist propaganda through their public education) who believe that George W. Bush has committed more crimes against humanity than leftist darlings like Saddam Hussain, Yasser Arafat, and Osama Bin Laden, and still defend Communism, the cause of over 100 million deaths to this day.

See also, idiotarian

Hundreds of useful idiots gathered at their college campus to burn American flags, pass out Communist pamphlets that apologize for Stalin and Mao, and to pledge support to their hero, Saddam Hussain.

Useful idiots need to be shown the facts, mainly that the United States and Israel are the greatest defenders of freedom and justice in the world. Until then, rational people can have fun laughing at their ignorance.

by Dassh December 10, 2003

freshman

The now politically-incorrect term for a first year student.

My college refers to freshmen as "first year students" but still uses sophomore, junior and senior. One of my professors listed it as "freshperson" on a survey. I have also seen "freshman/woman" used as well.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

nonconformist

An oxymoron since people who try to be nonconformists tend to conform to a "guideline" of nonconformity. As you can see, this makes no sense whatsoever.

That nonconformist bought some trendy studded pants from Hot Topic and a bunch of buttons which he pinned to his bookbag, thus causing him to look and dress just like a hundred-thousand other nonconformists.

by Dassh July 25, 2004

feminazi

People who end up making all feminists look bad. A feminazi is typically a massive bull dyke who doesn't shave her legs or wear a bra. Feminazis believe that all heterosexual sex is rape and that men are responsible for everything bad in the world. Since most girls don't want anything to do with these types of people, some of them end up becoming self-hating anorexic sluts just to avoid being associated with feminism. Thus, feminazis cause more harm to young girls than good by creating a negative and hateful image of feminism.

Valerie Solanas (who shot Andy Worhol and wrote "The Scum Manifesto") is your archetype feminazi.

by Dassh August 26, 2004

socialist

A selfish, lazy and uneducated individual who believes the governmemt should help them at the expense of ambitious and sucessful people. Usually will claim to want to help all the poor, downtrodden people, but is in reality only interested in his/her self-interest, just like absolutely all people.

If someone you know claims to be a socialist, then do the right thing and help them enroll in a basic macro-economics course.

by Dassh August 2, 2004