3 definitions by DankDefinitions568
A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.
Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.
Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018
Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016
A Stupid Fictional Search Engine Used in Nickelodeon Shows Like iCarly or Victorious. Looks so much like Google there is even a fake search engine page called Zaplook to imitate Google in its earlier years.
Carly Caught Freddy Zaplooking Up Porn One Night, and Decided To End His Search With a Nice ZapBlowjob, Which ended in a Zaplaskan Firedragon. (Both of These Terms are Similar to the UD Definitions of the Alaskan Firedragan and the Blowjob )
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016