A yuppie or yupy who really thinks he or she is a true gangsta or "playa" when in fact they are the most pussy whipped bitches ever to walk the face of this earth.
by Dahn April 23, 2008
Dude1: Dude, what's wrong?
Dude2: Dude, I just spilled the soup on my new khakis.
Dude3: Ha Ha, Soup Spiller!!!
Dude2: Yea but these khakis are spill proof bra!
Dude2: Dude, I just spilled the soup on my new khakis.
Dude3: Ha Ha, Soup Spiller!!!
Dude2: Yea but these khakis are spill proof bra!
by Dahn April 22, 2008
Fella: That's a nice car. What is it, a Buick Rivera?
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Ahem, you mean Buick Riviera right?
Fella: Riiight Riv I era...hehehheh
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Hey come back here with my emblems!!!
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Ahem, you mean Buick Riviera right?
Fella: Riiight Riv I era...hehehheh
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Hey come back here with my emblems!!!
by Dahn April 23, 2008
The planet where the most awesome inventions come from. Also an alternate heaven for those wondering whether or not they want to come back to Earth for the 9000th time. It is like Limbo but way sweeter and without all the pain and suffering.
Sammy Sawgrass: Phew! That was a long ride!
Billy Bentnut: Where are you coming from?
Sammy Sawgrass: Febulonious.
Billy Bentnut: Daaamn homey! Isn't that like 60,000 light years away???
Sammy Sawgrass: Yep, but its not that bad, I took the Buick Rivera...
Billy Bentnut: You mean Riviera right?
Sammy Sawgrass: Yea, whatever man.
Billy Bentnut: Where are you coming from?
Sammy Sawgrass: Febulonious.
Billy Bentnut: Daaamn homey! Isn't that like 60,000 light years away???
Sammy Sawgrass: Yep, but its not that bad, I took the Buick Rivera...
Billy Bentnut: You mean Riviera right?
Sammy Sawgrass: Yea, whatever man.
by Dahn April 23, 2008
The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.
Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.
by Dahn April 22, 2008
1: A sweet ass car that has really nice emblems as well. If you own a Buick Rivera without the emblems, we prolly did that shit to it G...daaamn.
2: A misspelled and mispronounced ghetto variation of Buick Riviera.
2: A misspelled and mispronounced ghetto variation of Buick Riviera.
Emblemer 1: Dude! Check it out I got this sweet CHEYENNE emblem!!!
Emblemer 2: Niiice...But I'm scoping that dank ass Buick Rivera.
Emblemer 1: You mean Buick Riviera right?
Emblemer 2: Yea, exactly. I bet it's got some glossy emblems that we can remove and stick on some Ford Aspires with super glue!!!
Emblemer 2: Niiice...But I'm scoping that dank ass Buick Rivera.
Emblemer 1: You mean Buick Riviera right?
Emblemer 2: Yea, exactly. I bet it's got some glossy emblems that we can remove and stick on some Ford Aspires with super glue!!!
by Dahn April 23, 2008