Dahn's definitions

embleming

The act of removing automobile emblems from chosen victims car thereby defacing it and embarrassing the owner until he or she is able to replace the emblem(s).

Cop1: Do you see those kids embleming that Jaguar V12 over there?
Cop2: Yea, what about it?
Cop1: Don't you think we should do something?
Cop2: Naw the owners a douche bag.
Cop1: Oh OK... Hey pass the donuts.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

boob shirt

A shirt that shows off a girls boobs.

I love your boob shirt, it makes your titties stick out like blaow!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Buick Riviera

A nice car which often times has subsequently had all of it's emblems removed for sport.

Fella: That's a nice car. What is it, a Buick Rivera?
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Ahem, you mean Buick Riviera right?
Fella: Riiight Riv I era...hehehheh
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Hey come back here with my emblems!!!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Buick Rivera

1: A sweet ass car that has really nice emblems as well. If you own a Buick Rivera without the emblems, we prolly did that shit to it G...daaamn.

2: A misspelled and mispronounced ghetto variation of Buick Riviera.

Emblemer 1: Dude! Check it out I got this sweet CHEYENNE emblem!!!
Emblemer 2: Niiice...But I'm scoping that dank ass Buick Rivera.
Emblemer 1: You mean Buick Riviera right?
Emblemer 2: Yea, exactly. I bet it's got some glossy emblems that we can remove and stick on some Ford Aspires with super glue!!!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Smashmatic 4000

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Yup Yup

A yuppie or yupy who really thinks he or she is a true gangsta or "playa" when in fact they are the most pussy whipped bitches ever to walk the face of this earth.

A Yup Yup always attempts to look hard because they just got jumped back behind Club 2000.

by Dahn April 23, 2008