Buick Riviera

A nice car which often times has subsequently had all of it's emblems removed for sport.

Fella: That's a nice car. What is it, a Buick Rivera?
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Ahem, you mean Buick Riviera right?
Fella: Riiight Riv I era...hehehheh
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Hey come back here with my emblems!!!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

Buick Rivera

1: A sweet ass car that has really nice emblems as well. If you own a Buick Rivera without the emblems, we prolly did that shit to it G...daaamn.

2: A misspelled and mispronounced ghetto variation of Buick Riviera.

Emblemer 1: Dude! Check it out I got this sweet CHEYENNE emblem!!!
Emblemer 2: Niiice...But I'm scoping that dank ass Buick Rivera.
Emblemer 1: You mean Buick Riviera right?
Emblemer 2: Yea, exactly. I bet it's got some glossy emblems that we can remove and stick on some Ford Aspires with super glue!!!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

The Omniplex

The realm of simultaneous chaos and understanding. Designed by divine beings and channeled directly through Chicken McGreen during times of anguish, pleasure, confusion, isolation and excitement. The Omniplex brings peace and understanding through forgiveness and ascension.

Chicken McGreen: I was reading through The Omniplex last night and found the truth.
John Champlain: Did you eat strawberries before hand?
Chicken McGreen: Yep.
Butch Hamlin: Hey fellas can I have some?
Chicken McGreen: Where the hell did you come from?
Butch Hamlin: I was hiding in the corner all along!
John Champlain: Dude, you my friend are a fucking weirdo.
Butch Hamlin: What do you expect? I was raised by lesbians!
Chicken McGreen: I visited your family once, they're actually good people. You don't have any excuses, go fuck yourself!
John Champlain: YEA! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BASTAD! AND DON"T EXPECT ANY STRAWBERRIES!!!

by Dahn April 14, 2008

boob shirt

A shirt that shows off a girls boobs.

I love your boob shirt, it makes your titties stick out like blaow!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

golden garb

Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.

Evette: Do you like my jewelry? Isn't it fab!?
Puablo: Fuck that golden garb!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

John Champlain

Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.

John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

emblemed

The past tense verb referring to the removal of a automobile emblem from one's car. Most often this is done illegally and without the owners consent. One may choose to use a credit card to commit such an offense but a heat gun gun is the preferred tool of removal.

Thief 1: Hey check it out I just emblemed that VW beetle over there.
Thief 2: Wow, how did you get past the cable?
Thief 1: I snipped it with wire cutters bra'!
Thief 2: Oh sheet son!

by Dahn April 14, 2008