17 definitions by DOTK
The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.
My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.
by DOTK February 10, 2009
This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.
by DOTK October 28, 2009
A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK November 28, 2012
A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.
Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.
by DOTK May 4, 2010
A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.
by DOTK May 22, 2009
Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.
by DOTK January 13, 2012
When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
by DOTK March 12, 2012